Ian
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Genius.
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mart08uk
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Graham88
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Registered: 16th Apr 07
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Excellent read
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mwg
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Location: South Lakes
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Originally posted by Daveskater
Am I the only person to see that and think "I'm not reading all that"?
Nope I read No. 1, thought he sounds like a boring tight bastard and skipped the rest.
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MarkM
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Registered: 11th Apr 01
Location: Liverpool
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That would be a perfect script for a scene in an Edward Norton film. I can picture him now...
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RCS
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Registered: 26th Jan 05
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Last time I bought a girl a drink she wanted a vodka and diet coke...I just got her a diet coke and she couldn't tell the difference.
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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good post, I need to memorise that shit and recite it to some wag bint.
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Graham88
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Originally posted by RCS
Last time I bought a girl a drink she wanted a vodka and diet coke...I just got her a diet coke and she couldn't tell the difference.
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jonnysri
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Registered: 16th Jun 05
Location: Leeds (Ilkley)
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brilliant read.
i completely agree with him. we all see the fake tanned bimbos out on nights out who dance like packs of hyenas holding lambrinis, and yes lads will buy them drinks but id have done exactly the same thing. the moment these girls expect shots or free drinks tells me she only wants one thing. yes the chase can sometimes be good fun, but lets face it, those type of girls will always be one step too far.... hats off to the lads, nothing wrong with talking to the chubby girl. bad way to describe her ino but because i havent seen her i cant make a judgement or find a better adjective.
anyways, fat girls appreciate it more lol
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pow
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Registered: 11th Sep 06
Location: Hazlemere, Buckinghamshire
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Originally posted by oceansoul
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Originally posted by pow
I'm gunna stab at that was in Kingston oceansoul
It was actually In the kings tun. I hate going Kingston, much prefer staines 
Used to go out a fair bit when I was with my ex as the slut lived in Shepperton, Staines is okay I suppose... I prefer my end of things now!
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Lawrah
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Registered: 25th Dec 04
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Strange thing is..I would never take a drink from a stranger.. Im just Para.
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SXIBLK
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Registered: 9th Feb 10
Location: Barnoldswick
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i only buy one for the girl if i actually feel we are BOTH enjoying each others company
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gravesy
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Registered: 21st Apr 10
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If I can't get them with the free drink and a roofie (use WKD blue - it goes the same colour) I use the old "Does this rag smell of chloroform?" trick.
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3CorsaMeal
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i bought a girl a drink at the bar and didn't even talk to her, just walked off.
i guess she was just in the right place at right time, i still not sure why i offered
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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good read that.
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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thanks mate, a little short on my behalf but its a true story
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