Tiger
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> > Keep this one handy!!
> >
> > Speeding Ticket
> >
> > A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and has the following
> > exchange:
> >
> > Officer: May I see your driver's license?
> > Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for speeding.
> > Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
> > Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
> > Officer: The car is stolen?
> > Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the
> > registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
> > Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
> > Driver: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the
> woman
> > who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
> > Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
> > Driver: Yes, sir.
> >
> > Hearing this, the officer immediately called his back up. The car was
> > quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to
> > handle the tense situation:
> >
> > Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
> > Driver: Sure. Here it is. (It was valid).
> > Captain: Who 's car is this?
> > Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration papers.
> > Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's
> > a gun in it?
> > Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
> >
> > Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
> >
> > Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said
> > there's a body in it.
> >
> > Driver: No problem.
> >
> > Trunk is opened; no body.
> >
> > Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you
> told
> > him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove
> box,
> > and that there was a dead body in the boot.
> > Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, as
> well.
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Stoneyginger
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 quality  don't think it would work though
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BabyBlade
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heard it before, this version has a slightly funnier punch line tho
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vibrio
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I still read it all even though I knew what the punch line was. I am very bored at work
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Drew
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yup old joke again
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Tiger
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Sorry drew
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Drew
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u should be -
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Marc
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he he he!!!!
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Steve
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> > Whats
> >
> > with
> > all
> > this
> > crap!??
> >
> >
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Tiger
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It was forwarded to me in a mail - thats how it arrived.
Sorry Steve.
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