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x14xe sport
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9th Jul 10 at 09:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

hi, i'm a sexy 19yr old blonde from the north of england looking for some fun, my mr right should be a big, strong ginger man, steroid abuser with a fiery temperament and a jealous nature, as well as enjoying writing long letters and camping in the woods, if this sounds like you please contact me at ARMEDRESPONSETEAM@NORTHUMBRIANPOLICE.COM



Police have told geordie gunman raoul moat we are taking you seriously, and your girlfriend was shagging a paki not a copper, so if you call into any police station and pick up more ammo we will give you a 6 months head start
Ben J
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Pmsl at 2nd one!
ryzer
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Hi Raoul,

If you dont want to be found, try Portugal.


Love Maddie xxx
x14xe sport
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quote:
Originally posted by ryzer
Hi Raoul,

If you dont want to be found, try Portugal.


Love Maddie xxx


i really shouldnt find that funny but ........
Nismo
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quote:
Originally posted by ryzer
Hi Raoul,

If you dont want to be found, try Portugal.


Love Maddie xxx


x14xe sport
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say what you want about raoul moat, he could still beat you at hide and seek!
Cavey
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quote:
Originally posted by x14xe sport
say what you want about raoul moat, he could still beat you at hide and seek!


I was thinking of the world hide and seek championship based jokes.

Following such legends as

Shannon Matthews, Madeline McCann, Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden etc...
Haimsey
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So raoul moat kills one person and then goes and hides in a tent for a few days.

Anyone that's ever played COD will tell you, this is camping.





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quote:
Originally posted by Haimsey
So raoul moat kills one person and then goes and hides in a tent for a few days.

Anyone that's ever played COD will tell you, this is camping.





he's obviously running some cheat and has a UAV for 1 kill!
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Whats the difference between Ashley Cole and Raoul Moat?

Moat is still messing around in the Geordie bush.



Manchester City have officially bid £45m for Raoul Moat tonight.

They've no idea who he is, but they've heard everyone's after him.



A man walks into Rothbury police station and says "I hear you're looking for a nutter from Newcastle, I wanna hand myself in, like."

The desk sergeant looks up and says "Fuck off, Gazza."


Just a few from Sickipedia There going wild on there for jokes about him.
IvIarkgraham
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9th Jul 10 at 13:34   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Haimsey
So raoul moat kills one person and then goes and hides in a tent for a few days.

Anyone that's ever played COD will tell you, this is camping.





So raoul moat is barnshaw?

 
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