RichR
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Dont know if this has been up b4, just been put up on Fezonline, so thought Id share it with u lot
The Fast Food and the Furious
I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 5000 calories or more, I'm free
I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! 2 of them, the big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight!!
You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your nugget box!!!
Dom: Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it in
9.9 seconds. There was so much special
sauce, the juices actually dripped onto his chin coming off the line.
Bryan: What's your time?
Dom: I haven't tasted her. She scares the **** outta me.
My grill topped out at 140 degrees, I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the big ones
So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find
out?? You're brave.
It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.
if i win i get the happy meal, and i keep the toy. to some people thats more important.
Bull ???? ????????! no one likes the McTuna sandwhich around here!
You almost had me?...you never had me, you never had your burger. your
granny-biting, not chomping like you should!!!
Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter,
and replace the ONION RINGS YOU
FRIED.
You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. ooh. Ouch!
Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that bun!
When you gonna give me a shot at that double quarter pounder of yours?
Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain.
They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All becuase someone narked me out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT
WAS RONALD!!!
Bryan - "Welcome to Mcdonald's, may I take your order?"
Hector - "Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything."
Check it out it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people thats more important.
You can have any burger here as long as its a mcdonalds.
You get these Fries whether you win or lose , but if you win you get bbq
sauce to!
A big mac, fries, a strawberry shake and a stand alone quarter pounder, not a bad way to spend ten dollars.
The name's McDonald - got another one as well, but I can't pronounce it.
Ask any fat bloke, any real fat bloke, and he'll tell you it dont matter if
you eat a big mac whole, or take several bites, eating's, eating.
I smell.... Ketchup, you girls better put lots of it on my quarter pounder.
How about you put your burger where your mouth is?
Let's go for a drive thru.
I thought if i got in your good graces you might let me keep my big mac
hey guys why do u give him the burger? because he is too fat and slow to run away with it
Nice big mac, how much is the retail on one of them?
You can have any burger you want, as long as its a big-mac
From now on get a doublecheeseburger and fries for 2.95 faggit (didnt have to change that one, LOL)
You can't eat a big mac with the cover on it.
You break her bigmac and I'll break your neck!
Dom: Jesse, as you were the first out of everyone here to reach in for the
McChicken - you can say grace.
Jesse: thankyou for giving us BarBQ sauce, chicken nuggets, those purple
Premier cartons, super size coke and hybrid BigMacs.....Amen
Jesse: see - if we add a double cheeseburger - that could save you 2lbs and give you better traction on the burger. And this is what it pretty much
could taste like...
Brian: whoa - you shoulda been at McDonalds or something.
Jesse: I always had this problem with food - it called YBF...?
Brian: You Fat ******* ?
Jesse: that's it. i could always handle a large fries but any other
subject.....
"This is burger-flipper Brian - MacDonalds store 135 - we have one
traumatised BigMac - bite wound to the left side, multiple abrasions to the
bun. Need immediate pickle and relish."
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sxi boy
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this has bn posted 3 times now 
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RichR
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like I said, didnt know if it ahd or not, I havnt seen it up b4, and Im on all the time, so Im guessing theres gonna be others who havnt
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sxi boy
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it was on last week aswell 
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RichR
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ffs - read the post,
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sxi boy
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GTF
[Edited on 03-06-2003 by sxi boy]
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RichR
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dunna start with all this shite, the sites really going downhill with all this GTF, PO:AH, etc shite.
As I said if I havnt seen it up here b4, and Im on all the time - theres a distinct possibility that others havnt seen it either... so grow up and stop mimicing Vibrio and every1 else who uses the above said phrases........
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sxi boy
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oh fuck off with ur moaning shite, sum ppl cant handle a bit of fun, (hence why the site was down this wkend)
all i sed was that the post has been here before, twice n it wasnt that amusing the first time.
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RichR
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yes, Ive just found the post that was up b4, and this is actually an extended version, more too it. Im not moaning, but we dont get all this shite oevr on other boards, so why the foOK do we get it here
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sxi boy
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just the ppl on ere, its wot makes corsasport so 'special'
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jaffa
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RichR
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see SXI BOY theres at least 1 other who hasnt seen it, and hes on this site all the time too
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sxi boy
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dont care - ive now seen it three times n im on all the time
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sxi boy
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RichR
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so dont look in here then, if uve seen it, just exit straight away, whats the point in getting all worked up - chill out winston..... so what if uve seen it, some peopel havnt, - so what if u dont find it that amusing - amusement is an opinionated subject and as such every1 will have varying ones.....
basically, wtf did u start up about in the first place
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sxi boy
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am i worked up? look at my first response, u spat ur dummy out at my gtf comment
i have so far been argiung my point.
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RichR
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and I too have also been arguing a point - however my aproach was analytical and grown up instead of urrr lets see GTF....... what sort of a shite response is it at teh end of the day. why not use properly constructed sentences.......
why does every1 on the site try and copy the ways of the minority who foOK the site up in the first place
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sxi boy
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its a laugh, why do sum ppl take this site FAR too seriously???
how far can u analyse the fact that this has been posted 3 times before FFS
if u think the site is gettin fooked up the fuck off sumwhere else and stop moaning cos its ppl like u winging all the time that make this site worse
if u feel the need to spit ur dummy out over the fact that i told u that this has been posted before then thats your own little problem matey
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RichR
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whats ur foOKing problem, I havnt been using the site as much recently, because of peopel liek u. I have "fooked off" sumwhere else as well, 4 the time being as have quite a few others, yes we come on occasionally, but no where near as often as we used to.
also in addition in no way am I ur "matey" please grow up and stop acting liek a nonce
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Sooty
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bandbags!!!
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RichR
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indeed, handbags are the ebst line of defence
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Drew
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quote:
Originally posted by Sooty
bandbags!!!
so wots one of those? 
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RichR
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