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3CorsaMeal

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5th Oct 10 at 12:56

just dropped something and caught it before it hit the floor, am always doing this

got me thinking about gravity and then thought about how you have a poo in space as the gravity won't be pulling it from you

WTF happens?

Do you have to push extra hard? And when its out do you have to snap it off? Like when someones offers you a bit of mars bar and expects you to pull a bit off while they hold it?

Tomnova16

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5th Oct 10 at 12:58

i think they use some sort of suction device, same idea for piss aswell.

not aloud to rub one out in space though
in the words of peter griffin
"its like living in a snow globe"

[Edited on 05-10-2010 by Tomnova16]

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AndyKent

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5th Oct 10 at 13:01

You'd still be able to push it out.

After all, the shit doesn't just fall out the bottom of you normally, so gravity isn't needed.

3CorsaMeal

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5th Oct 10 at 13:09

quote:
Originally posted by AndyKent
You'd still be able to push it out.

After all, the shit doesn't just fall out the bottom of you normally, so gravity isn't needed.

yes, it falls away from your arse as soon as its past the point of no return

mwg

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5th Oct 10 at 13:14

would give a new meaning to a floater

MarkSport

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5th Oct 10 at 13:18

fucking

this had me laughing loads

AndyKent

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5th Oct 10 at 13:53

Ah, I see your reasoning. Perhaps you could design a poo-chopper-offer with attached suction device.

You could be rich

DannyB

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5th Oct 10 at 13:56

I need a poo now as it happens

3CorsaMeal

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5th Oct 10 at 14:08

quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
I need a poo now as it happens

try taking it whilst doing a head stand, see where it ends up, or does it just protrude from the top of you, waiting to be snapped off?

DannyB

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5th Oct 10 at 14:15

I would guess that it would come out then flop to the side and run down on to my face

3CorsaMeal

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5th Oct 10 at 14:16

same here, or it might just lay there in your gooch until you exit the handstand manouvere

DannyB

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5th Oct 10 at 14:17

I'd also think that it would be harder to push out whilst doing a hand stand

sand-eel

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5th Oct 10 at 15:42

quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
i think they use some sort of suction device, same idea for piss aswell.

not aloud to rub one out in space though
in the words of peter griffin
"its like living in a snow globe"

[Edited on 05-10-2010 by Tomnova16]

Fuck to think some of them are there for 6 months +

SportBoy

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5th Oct 10 at 17:54

tubgirl in space...

3CorsaMeal

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17th Oct 10 at 15:30

quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
I'd also think that it would be harder to push out whilst doing a hand stand

Hi mate

just found this and had to share it

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1286499191/Trickster_Turns_Age_Old_Way_Of_Taking_Shit_On_Its_Head

alan-g-w

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17th Oct 10 at 15:31

quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel

quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
i think they use some sort of suction device, same idea for piss aswell.

not aloud to rub one out in space though
in the words of peter griffin
"its like living in a snow globe"

[Edited on 05-10-2010 by Tomnova16]

Fuck to think some of them are there for 6 months +

Put it this way - you're not allowed to smoke smack in prison but it doesn't stop people.

CorsAsh

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17th Oct 10 at 16:19

2girls1spacestation would be thrilling.

noshua

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17th Oct 10 at 16:25

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
2girls1spacestation would be thrilling.

Biggest porno budget film?

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17th Oct 10 at 17:28

quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
i think they use some sort of suction device, same idea for piss aswell.

not aloud to rub one out in space though
in the words of peter griffin
"its like living in a snow globe"

[Edited on 05-10-2010 by Tomnova16]

I reckon you could use the suction device to rub one off with

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