Sam
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She has no work to do, so she is drawing pictures on her white board in the office...
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Trotty
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Bet she gets paid more then you too 
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wacko corsaboy
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i have no work to do so im sat on corsasport...
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Pablo
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Ask her if she is sexually frustrated too!
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Sam
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The bin man probably earns more than me, I'm only temping here!
And yes, she is sexually frustrated, I don't even need to ask her... 
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Sam
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She has drawn a topless woman lying down on the floor with a palm tree, the sun, and some birds flying...
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Pablo
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
The bin man probably earns more than me, I'm only temping here!
And yes, she is sexually frustrated, I don't even need to ask her...
Are you Sexually frustrated?? Shag her... 
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just been talking to the stiny bloke about our boss:
I'm Jim, i am always helpful and supportive 
William Culver says:
Hes getting well stressed with me.
Jim says:
cos u r crap
William Culver says:
wants me to work my ass off
William Culver says:
nah its just the more he comes up and asks. the slower hes making me go
Jim says:
he says to me "i don't know what he gets up to"
William Culver says:
im not gonna get stressed out with him
Jim says:
then he says "he a faggot"
Jim says:
word!
William Culver says:
well he can say what he likes.. he cant prove anything
Jim says:
he saw u kissing other boys
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Sam
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I do not wish to engage in sexual intercourse with her. For a start, she hasn't got big boobies...
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Pablo
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
I do not wish to engage in sexual intercourse with her. For a start, she hasn't got big boobies...
They aren't needed in a quick shag ... 
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Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by B4RVO
quote:
Originally posted by Sam
I do not wish to engage in sexual intercourse with her. For a start, she hasn't got big boobies...
They aren't needed in a quick shag ...
Secondly, her name is Samantha...
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Pablo
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But from behind you can call her wotever you like
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MatthewR
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when your fcukling her you could say "your great sam, me that is not you ho"
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Sam
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Do you think if I fucked her she would get me a permanent job here?
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Pablo
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Depends you might be crap shag
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MatthewR
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"sam, your sh1t! Thats you by the way"
[Edited on 06-06-2003 by Evisu]
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Sam
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She is quite thin though... I suspect if I gave her the meaty injection, she would split in half!
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MatthewR
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Pablo
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Beef her up!
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Sam
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How many fucks before I can be earning at least £20k/year do you think? 5?
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MatthewR
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1 if your any good 
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Pablo
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
How many fucks before I can be earning at least £20k/year do you think? 5?
1 - Don't be too good she'll want it often then and you don't wanna do that! 
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Sam
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Hmmm good point!
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