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andy1868
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16th Nov 10 at 13:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

sounds like you need a nice honda integra russ
Russ
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16th Nov 10 at 13:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

if only somebody was selling one in championship white
Daveskater
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Location: Oxford, UK Drives: Jap wagon
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16th Nov 10 at 14:00   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'm sure there's someone on here who has one of them, can't think of who it is now. Pretty sure they replace "the" with "t'" and call everyone pet.


Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
andy1868
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16th Nov 10 at 14:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i know, mine is championship cream the guy with the white one must be from the north east if he calls everyone "pet" nobody is stupid enough to get the north west and the north east dialect mixed up
Daveskater
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16th Nov 10 at 14:02   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Darn it, I think I've been found out *shakeyfist*


Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
Daveskater
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16th Nov 10 at 14:02   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

And now it's working times


Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
Russ
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16th Nov 10 at 14:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

championship cream
andy1868
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16th Nov 10 at 14:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

its cream i'm tellin ya
Budgie
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16th Nov 10 at 14:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

laters skaters
dont you championship cream at wimbledon with your strawberrys?
Andrew
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16th Nov 10 at 14:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Phones some random girl last night my mates gf knows. She hung up

She just phoned me back and meant to be going out tonight Straight to the point me, if i take you out you have to suck my cock She's still coming out

[Edited on 16-11-2010 by Andrew]
Russ
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16th Nov 10 at 14:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

random post so andrew doesnt kill the thread
AlunJ
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16th Nov 10 at 14:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'm freezing my cockles off tbh
Whittie
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16th Nov 10 at 14:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Urgggh, I've got to go and give a lesson to a complete blag of a woman. I think I just charge her £20 to listen to her bang on about her sons for an hour rather than teach her anything at all to do with computers. It's the longest hour of the week, every week.
AlunJ
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16th Nov 10 at 14:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

could always go for some "extra-curricular" activities no?
Whittie
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She's about 90 and when she stands up she's like a right angle.

I say i'd do anything, but that is just wrong. I'm dreading 3pm tbh
Russ
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16th Nov 10 at 14:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

should of told her to get a mac, even grannies can use macs
Whittie
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16th Nov 10 at 14:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'll get there, she'll spend 20 mins turning the fucking thing on, and sorting out a cup of tea.

I don't mind, but jesus its boring.

Wish me luck :yawn:
Russ
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16th Nov 10 at 14:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

£20 for doing 60 mins with a granny. bargain
Andrew
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Least you aint got 2 slags phoning you, a sever with 30 users not working and wanting to go and view a car
Whittie
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16th Nov 10 at 16:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Russ
£20 for doing 60 mins with a granny. bargain


She bored the tits off me though. Her laptop is broken, she wants a new one. I spent 5 mins reccommending her to go to Staples, and 55 mins listening to her bang on.
Whittie
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quote:
Originally posted by Andrew
Least you aint got 2 slags phoning you, a sever with 30 users not working and wanting to go and view a car


Wouldn't mind the first bit tbh.
Daveskater
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16th Nov 10 at 17:07   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Home time
quote:
Originally posted by Andrew
Phones some random girl last night my mates gf knows. She hung up

She just phoned me back and meant to be going out tonight Straight to the point me, if i take you out you have to suck my cock She's still coming out
Well there's tonight's activities - ring random birds in mates phones


Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures

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