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Author A joke not for the faint hearted
Ryan L
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A girl walks up to her dad asking for £20, but the father refuses, she repeats her question, and again the answer is no. After a few minutes of repeated questions the father says, "Tell you what love, you can have £20 if you give us a blow job." The daughter is disgusted but needs the money so much she reluctantly loosens his trousers and begins to suck him off.

Something isn't right. "aghr dad you taste horrible... you taste like shit'" she says. "Aghr you really do taste like shit... dad" she whines.

"Thats right" replies the father, "Your brother wanted a new car"
sxi boy
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psycho sport
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that is proper ill man!
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Ryan L
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Drew
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sick


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lmao
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