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Bart
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Registered: 19th Aug 02
Location: Midsomer Norton, Bristol Avon
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14th Dec 10 at 08:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I've got to buy for a friend, but as usual the company have left it to lastminute.com

Offensive and funny presents are preferred, but heres some info about the guy I have to buy for;

- He drives a yellow SKODA (vrs)
- Im sure he has OCD
- Him & his misses have not long had a baby
- He's recently made inapproperiate jokes about kids and instead of laughing along, we've made him feel bad

Any thoughts?

[Edited on 14-12-2010 by Bart]
SR91
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Location: Lancashire.
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14th Dec 10 at 09:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Membership to the peadophillia & necrophilia appreciation accosiation...
Gary
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14th Dec 10 at 10:20   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Make him a peado bear to go on his desk.
GF-91
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14th Dec 10 at 10:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Hand him a dead baby.
3CorsaMeal
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14th Dec 10 at 10:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
wank into your hand and throw it at him
GF-91
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14th Dec 10 at 10:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
wank into your hand and throw it at him


Spiderman!
stuartmitchell
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Registered: 24th Apr 04
Location: Kirkliston, Edinburgh
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14th Dec 10 at 11:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm getting mine a goldfish
flybikeslee
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Location: Liverpool
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14th Dec 10 at 12:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
price range?
P1CK4D
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Location: Around Essex Somewhere
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14th Dec 10 at 12:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by flybikeslee
price range?


Whats one of those?
Twiggy
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14th Dec 10 at 12:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
PMSL!
Bart
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14th Dec 10 at 13:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
<£10 ideally, not essiental though
chrisritch
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Location: Northants Drives: V40
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14th Dec 10 at 13:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
a gypsy
DannyB
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14th Dec 10 at 13:45   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
http://www.bedtimeheaven.co.uk/product_detail-prodID~12068.htm

Stick it to his monitor
GF-91
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quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
http://www.bedtimeheaven.co.uk/product_detail-prodID~12068.htm

Stick it to his monitor


chrisritch
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14th Dec 10 at 14:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i clicked the link at work, saw 6" african american dong in the title bar and immediately clicked the red X
Jamie Walby
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14th Dec 10 at 14:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Butt plug
Bart
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14th Dec 10 at 15:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
really dont know why I bother

Although I expected this, I thought there might be one sensible suggestion... how wrong
Jamie Walby
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14th Dec 10 at 15:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Can you please explain to me exactly how butt plug is not a sensible suggestion?
antnee
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Registered: 30th Dec 07
Location: Cov Drives: Clio 197
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14th Dec 10 at 15:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
Can you please explain to me exactly how butt plug is not a sensible suggestion?


Bart
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14th Dec 10 at 15:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
Can you please explain to me exactly how butt plug is not a sensible suggestion?


Is there any mention of him liking Anal activities in my OP?
Jamie Walby
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14th Dec 10 at 16:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Bart
quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
Can you please explain to me exactly how butt plug is not a sensible suggestion?


Is there any mention of him liking Anal activities in my OP?


Drives a yellow Skoda. Pretty anal.
flybikeslee
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Location: Liverpool
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14th Dec 10 at 21:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
£10 in pennies
Russ
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Location: Armchair
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