spencer88
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Registered: 6th Oct 08
Location: cornwall
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Whats red and climbs up a womans leg?
A homesick abortion.
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MarkSport
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Registered: 22nd May 09
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When Muslim parents have to use the, "Open wide, here comes the air-plane!" technique, do they just smash it in their face and make explosive noises?
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nathy_87
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Registered: 14th Aug 08
Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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quote:
Originally posted by MarkSport
When Muslim parents have to use the, "Open wide, here comes the air-plane!" technique, do they just smash it in their face and make explosive noises?
Where is the sick joke thread gone?
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MarkSport
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Registered: 22nd May 09
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I always get woken up by these two crows that sit on my patio table, so this morning I was ready and threw my wife out of the window, she landed square on them.
Killed 2 birds with 20 stone.
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williamz
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Had a lump of plasticine posted thru my letterbox this morning. I dont know what to make of it.
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spikedjack
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Registered: 16th Oct 08
Location: wolverhampton/cannock
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quote:
Originally posted by ashleh
So, it finally seems that David Cameron is raising the uni fees. Not to worry, the last thing he tried to raise died at the age of six.
 
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Bissmire
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Registered: 30th Sep 08
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quote:
Originally posted by nathy_87
Where is the sick joke thread gone?
http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=482215&page=24 
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