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Matty SRi

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23rd May 11 at 02:46

... You need a dump and there's no bog roll! Absolutely gagging for 1 and there isn't any in the toilets at work and i won't be home for another 2 hours! Nothing to imprevise with either

AlunJ

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23rd May 11 at 02:47

gutted we have piles of the stuff...

deano87

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23rd May 11 at 05:27

You don't have access to the stores cupboard? Unlucky.

I always keep a bit spare in my coat/bag just incase.

sc0ott

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23rd May 11 at 06:21

Just hope its a shit that doesnt require any wiping

Russ

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23rd May 11 at 06:32

didnt we have a 4 page thread on this last month

Sam

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23rd May 11 at 08:50

Could always squat on the toilet seat and/or hold your ass cheeks wide open...

JaffaTB

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23rd May 11 at 09:04

Just use your socks/boxers (or both if needs be)

Twiggy

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23rd May 11 at 09:21

use your finger, i assume you have a tap?

A1EX

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23rd May 11 at 14:41

newspaper?

taylorboosh

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23rd May 11 at 14:50

just dont wipe, it will eventually dry and flake off itself

Ingham

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23rd May 11 at 15:10

It's a good idea to always wear two pairs of socks for a dilemma like this

Matty SRi

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23rd May 11 at 15:19

quote:
Originally posted by deano87
You don't have access to the stores cupboard? Unlucky.

I always keep a bit spare in my coat/bag just incase.

There is no store cupboard! Thats the thing. I normally keep a roll in my bag incase im at work and there isnt any, but i used it all and forgot to put another in

Robbo

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23rd May 11 at 16:09

go to a nearby pub or restaurant?

Skylined

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23rd May 11 at 16:14

Shit on the floor in protest

LeeM

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23rd May 11 at 16:17

people seriously keep spare toilet roll on them? where the hell do you work, afganistan?

Eck

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23rd May 11 at 17:35

Where do you work?

If there was no toilet roll here, we would quite literally walk out

Ben G

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23rd May 11 at 17:39

same as eck, if there was no toilet roll, o one would be working until it got sorted.

fazza

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23rd May 11 at 17:42

cannot belive people carry shit paper with them.

I was in a similar situation approx 6 months ago. I had to use my boxers then went commando for the day

redtom

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23rd May 11 at 17:44

quote:
Originally posted by fazza
cannot belive people carry shit paper with them.

I was in a similar situation approx 6 months ago. I had to use my boxers then went commando for the day

What did you do with them after? flush and hope for no blockage or fold and take home to re use?

deano87

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23rd May 11 at 18:50

quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
same as eck, if there was no toilet roll, o one would be working until it got sorted.

Union ftw.

Matty SRi

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23rd May 11 at 19:30

Im a security officer and work at different sites/hostels so never know what to expect so most of the time i keep 1 in the car in case. Theres only 1 or 2 staff at the hostel during the day, and just me on the night.

fazza

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23rd May 11 at 19:33

quote:
Originally posted by redtom

quote:
Originally posted by fazza
cannot belive people carry shit paper with them.

I was in a similar situation approx 6 months ago. I had to use my boxers then went commando for the day

What did you do with them after? flush and hope for no blockage or fold and take home to re use?

flush and hope mate, wasnt my own toilet(campsite) so wasnt worried about blocking it

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