Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into
the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant
noticed his predicament. Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you
promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he
had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters WW, WA,
PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW.
Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he
thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced
the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed
the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile
scent of
spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more
than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure dome.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the
ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he was in a hospital as soon as he opened his eyes. A
nurse
was staring down at him with a smirk on her face. "What happened?" he
exclaimed.
"You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse. "The last button
marked ATR
was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
Men - They Never Listen.
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CraigyG
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Chris@Speedfreex
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Registered: 24th Mar 02
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Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
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ouch
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Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
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but then again
all toilets in planes r unisex
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Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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lol - they are as well!
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Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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Kayleigh
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
Location: England
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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not if you travel first class there not!
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Drew
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Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
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heard it before
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Ben
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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belter!!
imagine that , ouch !!!!
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