Ditch
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>> > 1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:
>> > a) Lovemaking
>> > b) Screwing
>> > c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
>> >
>> > 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after
>>you've
>>both
>> > shared:
>> > a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
>> > b) Your blood-test results
>> > c) Five tequila slammers
>> >
>> > 3. You time your orgasm so that:
>> > a) Your partner climaxes first
>> > b) You both climax simultaneously
>> > c) You don't miss SportsCenter
>> >
>> > 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
>> > a) Healthy, creative love-play
>> > b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
>> > c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about
>> >
>> > 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with
>> > is:
>> > a) The best part of the experience
>> > b) The second best part of the experience
>> > c) $100 extra
>> >
>> > 6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last
>> > month. You tell her that it is:
>> > a) No concern of yours
>> > b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
>> > c) A conservative estimate
>> >
>> > 7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
>> > a) A myth
>> > b) An oxymoron
>> > c) A moron
>> >
>> > 8. Foreplay is to sex as:
>> > a) Appetiser is to entree
>> > b) Priming is to painting
>> > c) A queue is to an amusement park ride
>> >
>> > 9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying
>>at
>>the
>> > end of a relationship?
>> > a) "I hope we can still be friends."
>> > b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."
>> > c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."
>> >
>> > 10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
>> > a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that
>>sort of
>> > intimacy
>> > b) Is uptight and a waste of time
>> > c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
>> >
>> > YOUR SCORE
>> > If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure
>>you
>> > really are a man. If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into
>>therapy,
>> > you're still a little confused. If you answered 'C' more than 7 times,
>>>your a true man
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Tommy
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1=A
2=A
3=B
4=A
5=A
6=C
7=A
8=C
9=B
10=A
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Tommy
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What if u dont answer n e with A,B or C more than 7 times ?
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Patrick
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It means your a woman! 
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BabyBlade
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1-a
2-b
3-c
4-a
5-b
6-b
7-c
8-b
9-b
10-b
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BabyBlade
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quote:
Originally posted by LoudandLow
What if u dont answer n e with A,B or C more than 7 times ?
I also need to know this information.
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Ditch
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Registered: 29th Nov 02
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means your gay and ollies gona bum ya
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J da Silva
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1=B
2=A
3=A
4=A
5=B
6=B
7=B
8=B
9=A
10=B
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