Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
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An Englishman, an Australian and a Frenchman are all in Saudi Arabia,
sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police
rush in and arrest them.
The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so
for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze,
they are all sentenced to death!
However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they
are able to successfully appeal their sentences down to life
imprisonment.
By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their
trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could
be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh announced:
"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each
of you one wish before your whipping."
The Australian was first in line, he thought for a while and then
said:
"Please tie a pillow to my back.
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip
went through. When the punishment was done he had to be carried away
bleeding and crying with pain.
The Frenchman was next up. After watching the Australian in horror he
said
smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back." But even two pillows could
only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again and the Frenchman
was soon led away whimpering loudly.
The Englishman was the last one up, but before he could say anything,
the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part
of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For
this, you may have two wishes!"
"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness", The Englishman
replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you
give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are
also very brave". The Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face.
"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish,
what is it to be?" the Sheikh asked.
"Tie the Frenchman to my back."
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Foz
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HAHA change it to Welshman heheh
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Pablo
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 LMAO
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Icy
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Tam the diesel man
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Red_SXi
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Hey Jace, do u have any pics of your car with the dark rear clusters i supplied?
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frenchcorsa@work
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Registered: 13th Aug 02
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very funny guys!!! :-)
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Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by Red_Sxi
Hey Jace, do u have any pics of your car with the dark rear clusters i supplied?
I have 1 pic on my phone, but no decent ones  I will post it if you want??
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Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by frenchcorsa@work
very funny guys!!! :-)
Sorry mate
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dragoncorsa
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Registered: 2nd May 02
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that is class mate
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someone
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excellent
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