Steve
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quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
"You can keep the tip"
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Bissmire
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A women is sitting in a doctors surgery awaiting the results from her tests.
The doctor said ''I have some good news and some bad news''
The woman replied, ''Give me the bad news first''
''Youve got Cancer'', said the doctor
''And the good news?''
''I think a bandana would really suit you''
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
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7 English men and and Irish man in a rape line up.
The victim walks in and paddy steps forward and shouts.. “Yeah thats her the miserable twat”
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Located in Chalfont st Peter
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Bissmire
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I love it when someone posts a random joke up, always turns into 3/4 pages of jokes.
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MatthewR
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quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
7 English men and and Irish man in a rape line up.
The victim walks in and paddy steps forward and shouts.. “Yeah thats her the miserable twat”
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Toby
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statisitcally 9/10 people enjoy gang rape
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kazazza
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Location: Herne Bay, Kent
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Whats black and blue and doesn't like sex?
The little girl in my cupboard
[Edited on 19-09-2011 by kazazza]
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Toby
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What's the differance between madeline mcann and madeline mcann jokes?......... One of them gets old
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moka
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quote:
Originally posted by Bissmire
I love it when someone posts a random joke up, always turns into 3/4 pages of sickipedia.
[Edited on 19-09-2011 by moka]
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Gerrards Cross Drives: Porsche 911
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Lost your pen=no pen
No pen=no notes
Nonotes=no study
No study=Fail
Fail=no diploma
No diploma=no work
no work=no money
no money=no food
no food=you get skinny
you get skinny=then you get ugly
Ugly=no love
no love=no marriage
no marriage=no children
no children= alone
alone=depression
depression=sickness
sickness=death
Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, you will die!
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SXIBLK
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Registered: 9th Feb 10
Location: Barnoldswick
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What did the letter O say to the letter Q ?
Your dicks hanging out mate
[Edited on 21-09-2011 by SXIBLK]
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
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*hanging
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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Russ
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Handing out Big Issues in Barnoldswick
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SXIBLK
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Originally posted by Russ
Handing out Big Issues in Barnoldswick
what ?
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Mr-SEH
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lady goes into labour and after 5 hours she gives birth the doctor walks out to clean the baby up and comes back in and says i have some good news and some bads news she goes give me the bad news 1st dr says your baby is ginger the she says well whats the good news dr replys ive killed it.
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Bissmire
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My plan of getting my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
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my mate told me that monday and i forgot to post it
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Bissmire
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So subtle and when people get it, the look on their face is brilliant.
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harrybanks
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An ugly girl came up to me and said "What does reincarnation mean?" I said "It means when you die you come back as something else" She said "When I die Im going to come back as a dog" I said "Youre not listening love!"
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moka
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Bissmire
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I owe my life to my Daughter.
It doesnt bare thinking about what could have happened if she hadnt found that lump on my testicle.
[Edited on 13-10-2011 by Bissmire]
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