Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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ALZHEIMER FART
Gets lost on the way to your anus, and turns back and comes out your throat (a.k.a. burp)
ARROGANT FART
"My farts don't stink", or "Girls don't fart".
ARTSY FART
A true work of art. Major points from the judges for smell, color, texture, and longevity.
ASSAULT FART
Louder than bombs, with flames shooting out your ass.
BEER FARTS
After consuming large amounts of beer, your body turns into a still, and the fermentation process continues.
BRAIN FART
You need to fart, but you suffer from a mental block.
DONKEY FART
Comes from an ass and honks.
GHOST FART
The ones you lay in your sleep that don't make a sound and don't smell.
HOME ALONE FART
The loud, smelly ones you lay in the comfort of your own home.
JAIL FART
Stuck inside you all day, then makes its escape as soon as you get home from work.
NOT ME FART
Releasing the hounds in public, and blaming it on someone else.
OLD FART
Very ripe and pungent, comes without warning, and makes your hemorrhoids flap.
SHOE FART
You bend over to tie your shoe laces and Oops!
TANK FART
Your farts can also be used as gas.
TIRE FART
A real blow-out.
U.F.O. FART
When someone else releases a NOT ME FART.
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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home alone farts are the most satisfying.
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Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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Tire Farts arent bad, should be tyre fart though damn americans..
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Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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Home alone farts imo. They make me laugh
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Jamie Walby
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Registered: 15th Nov 04
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I like farting in a steaming shower. The smell of the fart gets caught up in the steam. I have a name for it but I shant post it.......
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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some cunt let one off in the tube this morning, was mega rank 
Edit deffo a UFO!
[Edited on 08-11-2011 by Robbo]
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Fro
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Registered: 20th Jun 06
Location: Rainham, Essex Drives: A3 2.0TDi Sport
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
some cunt let one off in the tube this morning, was mega rank
Edit deffo a UFO!
[Edited on 08-11-2011 by Robbo]
Creates space  
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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was that you on my jub jub train this mornign fro??
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mantamark
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Registered: 19th Jun 06
Location: Northumberland
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Had a curry last night, dheli belly fart, smells the same as the curry as it goes through your system so fast.
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Fro
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Registered: 20th Jun 06
Location: Rainham, Essex Drives: A3 2.0TDi Sport
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
was that you on my jub jub train this mornign fro??
Used to get the Jub Jub but the delays kept getting on my tits, i sit/sleep on the district all the way from elm park to st james park now.
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Matty SRi
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Registered: 3rd Dec 08
Location: Stockton-on-Tees Drives: Mk3 Golf GTi
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Beer farts are the best. I get a bad dose of them even after 2 cans. The missus isn't impressed by them
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