Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
She yelled out to her husband "Bruce, Bruce. Bruce!" Bruce came running in. "Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor," she said.
"Strewth!" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate).
They came back and they both tried to pull her up, "No way. We ain't gonna do it" Cobba said "Lets try Plan B".
"Plan B" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that?"
"I go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under her and release the vacuum." replied Cobba.
"Spot on" Bruce said, "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits".
"Play with her tits"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate?".
"No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive".
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Adam
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Registered: 1st May 01
Location: Hurstbourne Tarrant
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the_legend_of_yrag
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Registered: 7th Jul 03
Location: Cambridgeshire
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lmao very good!!!
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Cole
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Registered: 11th Nov 02
Location: eastbourne Drives:zafira sold now a qashqai
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thats a jethro joke
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Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
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Sorry Jethro - i didnt know.
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kenyon
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Registered: 30th Apr 02
Location: wigan, lancs
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he he he
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Pete G
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Registered: 11th Apr 03
Location: Barnsley Drives: seat leon, suzuki hayabusa
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