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Author YOU HAVE TO READ THIS! Its very funny!
Woollard
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13th Jul 03 at 01:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I was at a training week last week and on friday there was this bird there who was doing the training too. She was fit as and she was wearing the shortest skirt. She sat opposite me, I had a great view!!

Anyway.......i was sitting there and i was giving her the once over and she noticed me doing it!! She smiled and giggled abit which was sooooo cute and then for the rest of the class she kept crossing and uncrossing her legs!!! She was lookin at me to make sure I was looking.

Then the worst thing happened. The talker we had asked for a volunteer and noone would so he asked me to go up!!!!!!! I was like, "no mate, someone else will do it" and he just wouldnt take no for an answer. and so there i was, sitting there after having been watching this bird for about 10 minutes now, and i had the biggest hard on ever!!!!!!

I had to get up in front of everyone with this raging hard on,I was wearing loose combats so it was blatantly obvious. I was so embarrassed!!!! This bird was just staring at it, and so was everyone else mind you!!

Alls well that ends well though, she gave me her number after and i'm seeing her next week!! result!!! How fucking embarrassing though!!!

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[Edited on 13-07-2003 by Romford Astra]
kerzo
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13th Jul 03 at 01:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i dreaded that same situation soooo many times last year.

one time i had a boner in class then the teacher told me to turn the lights on....up i got with the blazer with me covering it up!!
greycorsa
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13th Jul 03 at 01:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
how embarrasing
CraigyG
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13th Jul 03 at 01:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hahaha funny as fuk
Woollard
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13th Jul 03 at 02:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
cheers for your sympathy guys!! cunts!! haha
charcoalgrill
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13th Jul 03 at 02:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
at least u got her number............
has she got a mate as she aint too far away..
Woollard
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13th Jul 03 at 02:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
HA, dunno mate. Only met her on friday!
charcoalgrill
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well tell her uve got summit to put in her.
and she musted been impressed wit the hard on of she wudda fucked off
Chris@Speedfreex
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13th Jul 03 at 06:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pmsl.......................
Jatinder
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13th Jul 03 at 07:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quality
Stuckey
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GREG 1
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andypsgwide
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13th Jul 03 at 15:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LMAO
Trucido
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13th Jul 03 at 19:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lmfao pld
Rob
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14th Jul 03 at 12:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just take her out for a meal and order sausage in cider ;-)
kinkycorsa
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thts well funny
vibrio
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slut
the_legend_of_yrag
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lmao nice one, has she mentioned it at all??
Woollard
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I saw her tonight, or last night now. Just got back, she said about it, she thought it was well funny but she said it turned her on!! ha result!!

She keeps texting me now, i think she wants a piece, waaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!!
jmucorsasport
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WINNER
Ojc
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You have just given me a boner.
Icy
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15th Jul 03 at 13:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

any pics of her yet
Jason Iles
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PMSL That is quality

 
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