Phil Hall
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Registered: 28th Sep 01
Location: Belfast
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An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are deeply in
love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never
achieves orgasm.
Since a Jewish wife demands sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the
rabbi
for advice.
The rabbi listens to their story and makes the following suggestion.
"Hire a strapping young man and while the two of you are making love
have
the young man wave a towel over you, as though he is fanning you both.
"Make sure he is totally naked and she can see his manhood as he fans
you
both with the towel.
That will help the wife fantasise, and should bring on a full-blown
orgasm."
They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young
mana
nd he strips off and enthusiastically waves a towel over them both as
they
make love.
But it doesn't help and still the wife is unsatisfied and frustrated.
Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi. "Okay", says the rabbi, "let's try
it
reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the
towel
over them."
Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice.
The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the
towel.
The hired hand really works with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has
an
enormous, room-shaking, screaming orgasm.
Smiling, the husband drops the towel, taps the young man on the shoulder
and
says to him, triumphantly: "THAT'S how you wave a f*cking towel!"
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