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12vStig

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7th Dec 13 at 11:39

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"I don't know..."

"To get to the ugly/fat/smelly etc mans house"

"..."

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"The chicken!!!"

SVM 286

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7th Dec 13 at 15:10

I recently had my attention drawn to the potentially existential or philosophical nature of the chicken joke... i.e. ''the other side'' being a reference to death or the afterlife etc and crossing the road being a sure-fire way for the chicken to be killed.

Have to admit I felt a bit thick that it had never ever even crossed my mind before (the reference that is, not the chicken - no pun intended).

Russ

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9th Dec 13 at 19:37

quote:
Originally posted by FlaFFy_91
What's brown and sticky?

A stick

What's brown and sticky?
My poster of Beyoncé.

What's brown and sticky?
A nigger with a pritstick

any need for this racism you low life?

Ronson

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9th Dec 13 at 21:10

Racism is a crime...

Fonz

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9th Dec 13 at 22:17

....and crime is for black people so I cant be a racist

_Allan_

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9th Dec 13 at 22:17

FlaFFy_91

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9th Dec 13 at 22:59

quote:
Originally posted by FlaFFy_91
What's brown and sticky?

A stick

What's brown and sticky?
My poster of Beyoncé.

What's brown and sticky?
An African American chap with a pritstick

Edited for you Russ

Steve

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10th Dec 13 at 05:49

Went to the supermarket to buy some venison...

.. It was too dear

1986

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Registered: 19th Jun 13
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10th Dec 13 at 06:08

What does anal sex and my first car have in common ??

I wanted neither but my dad gave them me anyway

SVM 286

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10th Dec 13 at 06:54

quote:
Originally posted by Steve
Went to the supermarket to buy some venison...

.. It was too dear

Awesome.

CorsAsh

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10th Dec 13 at 07:03

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

SVM 286

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10th Dec 13 at 07:12

Ash, you need to come home now.

SVM 286

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10th Dec 13 at 16:09

What do you call a chicken in a Shellsuit?

...an egg

CorsAsh

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10th Dec 13 at 16:17

quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
Ash, you need to come home now.

Nah come on, imagine an eight year old telling other eight year olds that...

SVM 286

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10th Dec 13 at 16:18

That's not helping matters Senor 'tray.

garethestate

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12th Dec 13 at 14:21

What do you get if you cross a dog and a parking warded?
A barking ticket.

Steve X16XE

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14th Dec 13 at 01:29

What does the Ghost say to the Bee......?

Boo Bee!!!

What kind of Bee's have milk......?

Boobees!

Jakey

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15th Dec 13 at 09:43

Bill and Ben sat in the bath

Bill goes "Flobadobabob"

Ben says "If that smells you're getting out"

Or the cruder version

Bill and Ben sat in the bath

Bill goes "Flobadobabob"

Ben says "If you love me you'll swallow it"

SVM 286

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15th Dec 13 at 15:52

What do you call a team of two burglars?

A pair of nickers.

Y869 SRA

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23rd Dec 13 at 18:02

Anymore? A girl at work (very simple she is) finds these hilarious