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Author I nearly died a crap death
3CorsaMeal
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28th Jul 03 at 08:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
There i was sucking a lolly (yes a lolly) and i started to choke on some spit (weren't no lumps in my mouth)

Anyway, thought ahhh, i'm only choking, it'll be alright it a sec, but i couldn't stop and couldn't breath, and started waving my hands about to signal my m8 to hit me on the back, but nothing happened and i still couldn't breath.

I didn't know what to do, so i got up and ran into garden and was making these weird noises and my m8 was shitting his pants by now, i still couldn't breath..

was just choking and making these bizarre noises, and then start to throw up through my nose was not nice, anyway i start to panic cos it had been a few minutes by now and could feel myself start to black out.....

think my m8 was just about to phone 999, i started to collapse on the ground then my m8 started hitting my real hard in the back and it worked

couldn't talk for ages afterwards, throat was fecked, i was covered with sick and i eat really carefully now..

remember, don't talk and eat
Kerry
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28th Jul 03 at 08:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
wot did it feel like??
did ure life flash before ure eyes??
perhaps i should be careful when swallowing in future
avenger
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   28th Jul 03 at 08:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

not good!

be more careful u muppet!
Chris@Speedfreex
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28th Jul 03 at 08:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yes i also need to chew food b4 just swallowing it
wacko corsaboy
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28th Jul 03 at 08:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hahaha sorry but can just imagine it
3CorsaMeal
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28th Jul 03 at 08:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yeah, i laughed about it afterwards, m8 was white as a ghost, some neighbours had run round cos they heard the noise, was that loud

it was so scary, life didn't flash b4 my eyes, but thought i was gonna die, was thinking i didn't wanna die in my m8's skanky garden
Kerry
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28th Jul 03 at 09:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Chris@Speedfreex
yes i also need to chew food b4 just swallowing it


so u recommend chewin before swallowing
Chris@Speedfreex
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28th Jul 03 at 09:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
quote:
Originally posted by Chris@Speedfreex
yes i also need to chew food b4 just swallowing it


so u recommend chewin before swallowing

i do

but it dont work half the time
Fraser Young
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28th Jul 03 at 09:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Oi, wheres ma salt ya death-cheater?!

Glad to hear your still alive an kicking!
3CorsaMeal
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28th Jul 03 at 09:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
oh yeah, yer salt

have got about 10 packs new across my desk
SetH
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28th Jul 03 at 09:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LMAO, sorry i too find it amusing to read for some reason

leeshez
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Pablo
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28th Jul 03 at 12:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LMAO
Icy
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28th Jul 03 at 14:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
kerry is it usually chewy?
Adam-D
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28th Jul 03 at 18:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i thought i was gonna die today..
was in me mates barnd spanker of a fiesta 1.4 td
he was screwwing down the road bloody qiuck!
i dont normally get scared but this van pulled out he hit the brakes we didnt seem to be slowin down quick enuff

all i could think off

ha ha ha ha am gonna die then uh oh getting close
then slow down u fucker!
the van saw us and pulled back in....

phew glad i had me seat belt on but the speed we were moving i didnt feel it was gonna do me all that good
Ben
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28th Jul 03 at 18:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
TAKE THE DICK OUT OF UR MOUTH 1ST!
Adam-D
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28th Jul 03 at 18:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
glad ure alive m8
thought the bit
i dont wanna dier in me mates garden was good
is there a good place to die then?

 
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