Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
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This Indian man, Chandra, moved into his new home in England.
> > His English neighbour, being the nice bloke that he was, decided
> > to make him feel welcome. He went next door to wish him welcome.
> > He was shocked to see the Indian man in his nice backyard chasing
> > ten chickens around like mad.
> >
> > "Must be an Indian custom" he thought to himself.
> >
> > Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home.
> > The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian man again.
> > When he looked through his window, he saw Chandra urinate into a cup
> > and drink it.
> >
> > "Must be an Indian custom" he thought to himself.
> >
> > Deciding he could put off the welcome till tomorrow, he went on with
> > other stuff. The third day, he was determined he had to welcome the
> > Indian man. At his gate, he saw Chandra with his ear pressed against a
> > cow's big fat butt. He became angry and went up to him.
> >
> > "I'm sorry sir, I want to wish you a welcome, but I cannot stand your
> crazy
> > Indian customs!"
> >
> > He yelled in the Indian man's face. Chandra looked confused and
answered.
> >
> > "Sorry sir, I think you are mistaken. These are actually English
customs.
> > I was told, to be English, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and
> > listen to bullshit."
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