Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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Paddy the Irishman died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly so
the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean (also Irishmen), were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over".
So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said
"Nope, it ain't Paddy".
The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Sean in to identify the body. Sean took a look at him and
said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over".
The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and
said,"No, it ain't Paddy".
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two a*seholes."
"What, he had two a*seholes???" said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, "Here comes Paddy with them two a*seholes...."
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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I aint laughing at this 1
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Chris@Speedfreex
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Registered: 24th Mar 02
Location: west mids, corsa C20LET
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i smired at this one not as good as the others
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Sooty
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Registered: 9th Mar 03
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nee bad
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Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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Sorry guys 
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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ThugSTar910
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Registered: 25th May 03
Location: milton keynes
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lol, fkin stoopid irishmen
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