Sam
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Yesterday afternoon I was at a set of traffic lights in my Astra (on a dual carriageway in the 'fast' lane as I needed to turn right into a road about a few hundred yards up the road), anyway some guy in a V reg BMW 3 series (dunno what engine but definately sounded 6 cylinder) was revving his motor and that, so when the lights turned to amber I floored it and beat him to 35mph!
Just thought I'd share that with you!  
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chris_uk
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well done, fast reactioins then.
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chris_uk
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i beat a Civic Type R to 10mph, but only coz i got of b4 him. he was revving his engine he wanted to race.
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3CorsaMeal
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i over took someone whilst walking round tesco's, they were in nike air and so was i, they started off towards the veg section and i was way back at the pre made sandwiches, so i booted it with my right leg and fcuked up the first shift to left leg, but by the time we reached the deli we were both neck and neck, then they got distracted by a special offer on tea bags so i managed to nip in front and brought the last multi pack of polo''s.
if i had the reebok on i think my traction would of been a let down
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Sam
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No doubt after being happy that he beat an Astra, his next conquest will be a milk float or similar!
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Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i over took someone whilst walking round tesco's, they were in nike air and so was i, they started off towards the veg section and i was way back at the pre made sandwiches, so i booted it with my right leg and fcuked up the first shift to left leg, but by the time we reached the deli we were both neck and neck, then they got distracted by a special offer on tea bags so i managed to nip in front and brought the last multi pack of polo''s.
if i had the reebok on i think my traction would of been a let down
Slightly off topic, but are there lots of women with big boobies in your local Tesco?
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3CorsaMeal
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not really, they all kinda inbred looking and got large heads  and eyeballs that look like they about to pop out
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Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
not really, they all kinda inbred looking and got large heads and eyeballs that look like they about to pop out
What about their arses, are they nice and shapely?
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3CorsaMeal
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i will get some pic's next visit, i have a camera phone now cos i so posh and upperclass.....rah rah rah rupert
most of em r fat, spotty, ugly, cheap middleaged women who got pregnant young, didn't get an education, kids have left em, so they have to get a job so their husbands don't think they are fat lazy slob.
but really they are
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vibrio
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I love the way people talk about races. yeah I beat him, I went on amber
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Sam
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I love the way people talk about races. yeah I beat him, I went on amber
You're just jealous!
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vibrio
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I go on green
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Ojc
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quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
i beat a Civic Type R to 10mph, but only coz i got of b4 him. he was revving his engine he wanted to race.
I would have got out and smashed his face in for driving a fcuking ghey car.
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3CorsaMeal
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i pull away in fifth on green and work my way down each gear
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Nismo
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snap i raced the yellow BMW from max live yesturday evening in Weston and left him for dust , to be fair he has alot of ICE and is on 20"s but still was a backend happy driver. 
[Edited on 01-09-2003 by Nismo]
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Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i pull away in fifth on green and work my way down each gear
LMAO!
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Tom
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quote:
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Originally posted by chris_uk
i beat a Civic Type R to 10mph, but only coz i got of b4 him. he was revving his engine he wanted to race.
I would have got out and smashed his face in for driving a fcuking ghey car.
@ u smashing someones face in can just imagine u getting out of your car and doing that, you'd probably ask him if it was ok first 
3CM I was thinking about that post of yours ages ago where u had us all thinking that the pictures of that bird were from your office I just got a camera phone too, and theres loads a fitties in my work but every time I try n take a picture they get on 2 me  how can I get away with this
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Tom
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No really .... how
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Sam
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Originally posted by Tom D
I just got a camera phone too, and theres loads a fitties in my work but every time I try n take a picture they get on 2 me how can I get away with this
Set 'Camera Sounds' to 'Off'!
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Tom
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good call....but they keep turning round when i'm tryin to take pics of there asses 
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