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WaNtEd_CoRsA
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
but from experience theres a lot of ugly fat birds that hang round on the net, seeking attention....



Yes
Shelly
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3CM - was that a dig at me?
Lancy
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quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY

I didn't post pictures of my "missus" on here if you had an education you would have known that, however I don't take to kindly to you slagging my girlfriend off, so don't f*cking continue to.


WHERE DID I SAY YOU POSTED EM??? Maybe if you had the education you keep dreaming up, you would recognise the difference between:

'stop posting pictures of your missis' and
'keep them under wraps'

one clearly refers to not posting the pics, and the other simply means keep them to yourself. Now which one did i use? (starter for 10 points)


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P.S. Your comment about playing with the big boys has me PMSL the pic of you doesn't make me think your a big boy



As you know from the picture of your super fit missis, a little bad light in a picture can turn a super model into a munter.....perhaps you should bear this in mind.

so, im i to believe you have gone back to play in the sand now?
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No Lancy, we are leaving you and your hand in peace, whilst you wank over ollies bird. Who is very pretty in my book.
Lancy
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Normally i would give it a go cybermudflaps,

but to be honest i wouldnt waste the kleenex on looking at what currently resides at the top the the OJC-Olly-Cybermonkey wife swapping triangle.

Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by Lancy
Normally i would give it a go cybermudflaps,

but to be honest i wouldnt waste the kleenex on looking at what currently resides at the top the the OJC-Olly-Cybermonkey wife swapping triangle.




God you make me so hard lancy, I have a picture of your mum by my bedside that I w*nk over, she looks like Nora Batty she rocks.
Ojc
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I want to wank over your face and cum on your teeth.
Cybermonkey
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and then film you brushing your northern yellow teeth with olivers cum to make them glow white as white
Jason Iles
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Cumgate
Cybermonkey
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Lancy after brushing session



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[Edited on 03-09-2003 by Cybermonkey24]
Lancy
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lads oh lads oh lads......

surely your well educated, unsmogged, southern brains can come up with better material than MUM JOKES?????

If truth be told, my mum is built like a shot putter, and would quite happily sit all three of you on your ass. But dont let me stop ya, if thats the type of women u southern blokes like......spank the monkey away.


Ohhhh and lads:

3CorsaMeal
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ur one cool dude
Jason Iles
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Mwah
Cybermonkey
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Lancy, Stephen wants to dry bum fuck your ass
Ojc
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Lancy, I want to shit on your head.
Lancy
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Jason Iles
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Lancy can I sh*t on you as well
charcoalgrill
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Lancy, can i shit in your mouth?

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