bradfincham
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Registered: 20th Sep 02
Location: East Of England Drives: Clio 172
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saddam hussain has been arrested in wales for shaggin sheep he denies all charges cos he claims they were islambs anyway
staff at the mental home treating frank bruno said that they had no problems with him untill some twat rang the dinner bell
why is it you can sue a cigeretta company for cancer, mcdonalds for getting fat, but you cant sue stella artois for all the ugly birds youve shagged
2 cannibals were eating a clown one says to the other "does this taste funny to you?"
3 things u never say in a gay bar:
fuck me its hot in here
bugger me the beers cheap
can i push your stool in?
two pregnant paddys knittin jumpers , one says im using blue wool hoping its a boy, the other says hope mines a spastic cause ive fucked the arms up
hope no one takes offence by these
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t44rnt
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Registered: 6th Mar 03
Location: London/Essex
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fuckin quality 
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Daimo B
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Registered: 20th Mar 00
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ha ha islamb
[Edited on 04-11-2003 by Daimo B]
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
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