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Author 30 harsh things a woman can say to a naked man!
Robbo
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10th Nov 03 at 12:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
> 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
> 2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
> 3. Why don't we just cuddle?
> 4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
> 5. Make it dance.
> 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
> 7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
> 8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
> 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
> 10. Oh no... a flash headache.
> 11. (giggle and point)
> 12. Can I be honest with you?
> 13. How sweet, you brought incense.
> 14. This explains your car.
> 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
> 16. Why is God punishing me?
> 17. At least this won't take long.
> 18. I never saw one like that before.
> 19. But it still works, right?
> 20. It looks so unused.
> 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
> 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
> 23. Are you cold?
> 24. If you get me real drunk first.
> 25. Is that an optical illusion?
> 26. What is that?
> 27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
> 28. Does it come with an air pump?
> 29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
> 30. I guess this makes me the early bird.

Courtesy of Natalie
vibrio
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10th Nov 03 at 12:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
how about what a man can say to a woman

1/for gods sake why do you have to come in naked when I'm having a wank

2/ have you put on weight
michelle
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haha class
Jason Iles
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Its like my life is flash before my eyes
Pablo
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LMAO
Icy
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many of them has nat sed to u rob
Robbo
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Icy
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quote:
Originally posted by RobboSRi
Courtesy of Natalie


all of them then i presume
Robbo
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Icy
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