Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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>If Premiership teams were women...
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>Arsenal - Angelina Jolie
>Look good, a bit maverick at times and you know they have the potential to
>really f**k you over
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>Aston Villa - Dido
>One big hit. Fairly inoffensive really
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>Birmingham City - Mariah Carey
>Occasionally interesting, frequently annoying. Supporters are thick
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>Blackburn Rovers - Melanie Sykes
>Common as muck Lanc'y, constantly worrying.
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>Bolton Wanderers - Natalie Imbruglia
>Always looks like she might go down but never does
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>Charlton Athletic - Martine McCutcheon
>Chirpy Cockney with the ability to spring a few surprises
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>Chelsea - Rachel Stevens
>Every bit looks good from all angles. But what is she doing with that pr!ck
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>Everton - Barbara Windsor
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>Been laughing at those t*ts so long we forget that once upon a time they
>actually looked quite good
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>Fulham - Andrea Corr
>Not bad to look at but not much of her. Seems a bit awestruck with fame
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>Leicester City - Patsy Palmer
>Generally a bit crap and second rate really, but some people like her
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>Leeds United - Lisa Scott Lee
>Dirty
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>Liverpool - Sophie Ellis Bextor
>Individually all the components look fantastic - just doesn't work when put
>together.
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>Man City - Madonna
>Have been big at times - now lost the plot a bit - ageing stars. Nice new
>home though
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>Man United - Jordan
>Dominated by t*ts. F*cked over by Dwight Yorke. Quite repulsive really
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>Middlesborough - Tara Palmer Tompkinson
>Can look quite good at the back - but nothing at all up front to speak of.
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>Newcastle United - Christina Aguillera
>Can look good. Various unsavoury elements though.
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>Portsmouth - Chrissie Hynde
>On the face of it a has-been but you're quite interested in what she's
>going
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>to do next
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>Southampton - Kylie Minogue
>Sometimes you feel sorry for them, They're not huge and you've got a bit of
>a soft spot.
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>Tottenham - Joan Collins
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>Used to look good, but living on past glories.
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>And one more.....
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>West Ham - Britney Spears
>Been threatening to go down for the last few years, but finally did it this
>year.
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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Oldie but a goodie 
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Gareth_H
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Registered: 22nd Nov 02
Location: LUTON (yeah i know its a shithole)
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Man U
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OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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well funny
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Shelly
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