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Author Gareth "O" sent me this joke.......
Kerry
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12th Nov 03 at 14:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
> >WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
> >HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
> >WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
> >HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
> >WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
> >HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
> >WIFE: "You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)."
> >HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
> >WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
> >HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
> >WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
> >HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
> >WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"
> >HUSBAND: "I guess so."
> >WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
> >HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
> >WIFE: - - - silence - - -
> >HUSBAND: "Shi t."
Trotty
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12th Nov 03 at 14:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Me likes that
Jason Iles
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12th Nov 03 at 14:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Kerry
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12th Nov 03 at 14:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
that is somethin i would be stupid enough to say
Tom
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Robbo
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Gareth.O
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