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Gareth.O
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19th Nov 03 at 17:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
This appeared in Sky Magazine a few months ago - who says that today's man isn't caring and sensitive?

From Laura, 24:


Last year at a Christmas party, I got off with this gorgeous bloke called Mark Digby. He was a real arrogant git, but I've always been attracted to b******s. Little did I know this bloke was the biggest sh!t imaginable.

We went back to my place and he pounced on me straight away. Within minutes, he was sh****** me frantically from behind on the sofa.

I began to think that doing it that way was really impersonal in this drunken state. But Mark just carried on regardless. I tried to move round myself, but he held me in place, grunting something about his jeans around his ankles making it difficult to move. I was getting well cheesed off and I could feel he was about to finish.

I thought I'd force the issue so I found myself groaning, "I want to see your face as you come".

I felt him reach down into his pocket and just as he reached orgasm, he thrust his bus pass in front of my face.........
Munchie
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19th Nov 03 at 18:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
FPMSL!!!!!!
Kerry
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19th Nov 03 at 18:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
it wasnt funny
Gareth.O
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19th Nov 03 at 18:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
your a female... i feel this may appeal the men

[Edited on 19-11-2003 by Gareth.O]
Mistamist
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19th Nov 03 at 18:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Spot on! ha ha! Winner
Ned
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19th Nov 03 at 18:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ain't got a bus pass
Gareth.O
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19th Nov 03 at 18:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ned
Ain't got a bus pass


driving licence will do
Munchie
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19th Nov 03 at 18:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LOOOOL
charcoalgrill
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19th Nov 03 at 18:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hahahaha
drunkenfool
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19th Nov 03 at 23:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LMFAO....Corsasport has amused me again!

 
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