Gareth.O
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Registered: 25th Sep 02
Location: Kings Langley, Hertfordshire
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>>Tired of constantly being broke, and stuck in an unhappy marriage a
>>young husband decided to solve both poblems by taking out a large
>>insurance policy on his wife (with himself as the benificary), and
>>arranging to have her murdered.
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>>A "friend of a friend" put him in touch witha notorious underworld
>>character, who went by the name of "Artie." Artie explained to the
>>husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was 5,000
>>quid. The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that
>>he wouldn't have any cash until he could collect his wife's
>>insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid SOMETHING up front.
>>The man opened his wallet, displaying the single pound coin that
>>rested inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, and relunctantly
>>agreed to accept the quid as down payment for the dirty deed.
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>>A few days later Artie folowed the man's wife to the local
>>Sainsbury's. There he surprised her in the produce department and
>>proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands.
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>>As the poor unsuspecting womandrew her last breath and slumped to
>>the floor, the produce manager stumbled unexpectantly onto to the
>>scene. Unwilling to leave any witnesses behind, Artie had no choice
>>but to strangle the manager as well.
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>>Unknown to Artie the entire proceedings were captured by hidden
>>cameras and observed by the store's security, who immediately
>>called the police.
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>>Artie was caught and arrested before he could leave the store.
>>Under intense questioning at the police station Artie revealed the
>>sordid plan, including his financial arrangements with the hapless
>>husband.
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>>And that is why the next day in the newspaper the headline
>>declared:
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>>(It's a beauty)
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>>"ARTIE CHOKES TWO FOR A POUND AT SAINSBURY'S
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