Fad
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Was listening to the radio the other morning and people were ringing up with their experiences and one that made me laugh was when this bloke slipped in the batch and got his head stuck between the taps  apprently is popped his eye out of its socket 
anyone had horrific experiences?
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Cybermonkey
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Ruptured apendix.
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Shelly
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ingrowing tonail
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Half Pint
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My ex
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charcoalgrill
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fell in a hornets nest.
never been to hospital. so ive been quite fortunate
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Pablo
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Fcuked my ankles jumped over a balcony bit chasing a cat wen i was pissed on holiday in faliraki this year
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Pablo
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My ex
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Andy Stocker
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cramp in my hamstring when i'm asleep
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Shelly
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Originally posted by P4UL
Fcuked my ankles jumped over a balcony bit chasing a cat wen i was pissed on holiday in faliraki this year
you see that hospital programme the other day about people who injured themselves whilst on holiday.
one bloke jumped off a balcony the first night he got there, he was pissed. he broke both of his heels, his feet were black and blue and about 3 times the normal size... looked painful 
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Pablo
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My ankles where total K.O-ed I couldn't walk for rest of holiday!!
M<y cousin went on holiday few years back his mate balcony was over the swimming pool, he ran throught his appartment was gonna jump in pool, and balcony door was shut smahed through it blood everywhere, he was ruined....!!  Spent month in hospital...!
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Fad
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Originally posted by P4UL
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Originally posted by Half Pint
My ex
You never met her...trust me he speaks the truth
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AJ890
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i got a dislocated thumb playing football and now i can pop it out of its socket it freaks my mum out when i do it
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Heather
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I fell of the top of someones  Bunk bed and broke the top of my arm into and couldnt get up cause when i moved myself to sit up the bottom half of my arm was still on the floor and all the inside eg veins and muscles were streching
Very very pain full
Also and one time i had bout wrists in plaster and i fell over on roller blades and broke one wrist next dat went to school with wrist in plaster had a fight fell over and put my good arm out to save me and ended up braking that wrist to
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Cybermonkey
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I realised how dumb i was
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Foz
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sum hó sucked me off so hard my cock was in rage. it was out of action 4 a few days.
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SKI
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i split my ball sack open when i fell out of a tree and had my testicle hanging out on a piece of skin, then went to the hospital and the doctor who was on call, came and tried to numb it locally, he shot me knads 30 times before saying its not going to work and sent me to a proper hospital. to make matters worse my dad cme to the hospital left the chip pan on and burnt the house down. all the firemen in driff was playing cricket against the brid ones so we had 3 fire engines outside our house and all the firemen in cricket whites aparently. and just to top it off im in a paper holding some charred bit of my house in a pair of boxers. oh yeah and my balls looked like a hedgehog
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Fad
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quote:
Originally posted by SKI
i split my ball sack open when i fell out of a tree and had my testicle hanging out on a piece of skin, then went to the hospital and the doctor who was on call, came and tried to numb it locally, he shot me knads 30 times before saying its not going to work and sent me to a proper hospital. to make matters worse my dad cme to the hospital left the chip pan on and burnt the house down. all the firemen in driff was playing cricket against the brid ones so we had 3 fire engines outside our house and all the firemen in cricket whites aparently. and just to top it off im in a paper holding some charred bit of my house in a pair of boxers. oh yeah and my balls looked like a hedgehog
fucking hell ....good day then
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Foz
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has he woke up yet, or still dreaming?
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Heather
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
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Originally posted by Girl_racer
I realised how dumb i was
That was the same day i realised i loved you but i have never been able to tell you before because i know you are well out of league
Arh you shouldnt feel like that but i am arnt i
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Foz
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quote:
Originally posted by Girl_racer
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Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
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Originally posted by Girl_racer
I realised how dumb i was
That was the same day i realised i loved you but i have never been able to tell you before because i know you are well out of league
Arh you shouldnt feel like that but i am arnt i
not out of mine tho
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Cybermonkey
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quote:
Originally posted by Girl_racer
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Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
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Originally posted by Girl_racer
I realised how dumb i was
That was the same day i realised i loved you but i have never been able to tell you before because i know you are well out of league
Arh you shouldnt feel like that but i am arnt i
I am not, or never will be physically attracted to a scouse amoeba
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Fad
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quote:
Originally posted by Foz
sum hó sucked me off so hard my cock was in rage. it was out of action 4 a few days.
yes i have experienced this too
was discussing this with a mate the other day and he kindly told me how sum bird with braces...u know... :O felt well gutted i paid for an all you can eat chinese and cudnt eat no more
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Mistamist
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I got stabbed in the leg but that nothing compared to splitting ya ball bag open!!
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Fad
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thats soo fuckin harsh i cudnt stop lauhjing
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Nismo
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when i was riding along a 6ft wall on a kids trike thing (i was about 15) and the back wheel fell off and i fell off the wall onto the ground and shattered my should bone to peices and that hurt like fooooooook and was in plaster for 4 months through the summer
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