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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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2nd Dec 03 at 22:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Dusk till Dawn fans will appreciate this, cant stop chuckling when i watch this scene

PETE
I'm by myself today, ate my lunch
outta the microwave.

McGraw walk over to the beer cooler, as if done ritually
every night (it is), takes out a beer, pops it open and
joins Pete by the front counter.

MCGRAW
Jesus Christ man, that microwave
food'll kill ya as quick as a
bullet. Those burritos are only
fit for a hippie high on weed. Pull
me down a bottle of Jack Daniels.
I'm gettin' tanked tonight.

PETE
Whatsamatter?

MCGRAW
Awww, it's just been a shit ass
day. Every inch of it hot and
miserable. First off, Nadine at
the Blue Chip got some sorta sick,
so that Mongoloid boy of her's was
workin' the grill. That fuckin'
idiot don't know rat shit from Rice
Krispies. I ate breakfast at nine,
was pukin' up pigs in a blanket
like a sick dog by ten thirty.

PETE
Isn't there a law or something
against retards serving food to
the public?

MCGRAW
Well, if there ain't there sure
oughta be. Who knows what goes on
inside a mongoloids mind?

PETE
You could sue the shit out of her,
ya know. That kid belongs under a
circus tent, not flippin' burgers.
You could own that fuckin' place.

MCGRAW
What the hell would I do with that
grease pit? Besides, Nadine's got
enough of a cross to bear just
taking care of that potato head.
Wolfy
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Registered: 1st Apr 02
Location: West Midlands
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3rd Dec 03 at 08:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

thats not funny
OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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3rd Dec 03 at 08:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I agree^^^^^

 
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