dj_mikey_k
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Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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On the first day of pregtisgious college, the Dean addresses the students, pointing out some of the rules.
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined £20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined £60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of £180."
"Are there any questions?"
At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "How much for a season ticket?"
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