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Adam-D
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6th Dec 03 at 20:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ideas
pissing me dad off already
Paul H
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put a sign on the door saying please do not knock deaf person lives here
Demo
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or a sign saying "jehovas witness household"
Adam-D
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6th Dec 03 at 20:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
gotta laugh at that

i think ill go and borrow me nans dog
Dan B
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Put a sign up on the door saying:

Crossbow-testing facility, go on, ring the doorbell and help us out, please? Fast runners only, please...
Marc
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go and get a shoval.
Adam-D
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think ill put a hose somhere and turn it on/off when the bell rings
vibrio
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why not just tell them that they are crap
Adam-D
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quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
why not just tell them that they are crap


tried that they went past later and decied the house looked better with coke bottlels thrown at it
IntaCepta
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just give em some sweets
the_legend_of_yrag
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i had two kids come to my door today just told em ta fuck off ya shit n they went...
dj_mikey_k
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just piss on em
CorsAsh
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Put on some blood stained clothing, answer the door with a big carving knife whilst shouting "ho ho ho, mer-ry slashmas!!!"

or use a dobermann, mine works a treat for gettin rid of those pesky singers...
BabyBlade
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pull out a double barreled shotgun
Dan B
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Put on some blood stained clothing, answer the door with a big carving knife whilst shouting "ho ho ho, mer-ry slashmas!!!"


One of my brother's flatmates actually did that in Uni to get rid of two Jehovah's Witnesses. They'd caught him as he was leaving the day before, so in a rush to get rid of them (to get the bus to Uni), he told them to come back the next day. So, when he answered the door dressed in a long white "cloak" (it was really a sheet tacked together to look like a cloak), holding a carving knife dripping with "blood" (red food colouring), and said "ahh, bit of a bad time, I've just sacrificed another goat", they couldn't get away quickly enough!
Pete G
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