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Thick Irish bloke meets tasty bird at disco, has a dance & tries it on.

She says

"i'm on mymenstrual cycle"

he says

"thats ok i'm on my moped, i'll follow you"
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poor!
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Thats terrible
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you told me that last nite shel, i told u it was crappy.

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thats not too bad!!! Might get a few more laughs after a couple of beers tho
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PMSL it's so bad it's good
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shut up Lee
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jase please do not incourage.
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fook you neil
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MWAH!! i couldnt resist you were under the misseltoe (spelling)
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its mistletoe

*wipes lips* *spits*
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oi! thats gonna cost you...i prefer misseltoe cos it sounds like napalm.
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I have tied Mistletoe to my back so every1 can kiss my ass
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id probably get more on my arse than my face this christmas
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Cheeky
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i shall go out with only a piece of mistletoe wedged in my crack this christmas
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Which Crack sorry that was filthy
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erm could be one of 3 i suppose
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i agree with jase that was completely out of the blue and filthy! would be amusing though to see sum1 with mistletoe hanging out the crack, they wouldp oint and say "it looks like a compost heap".
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you would muppet
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i would point at you and say nice holly bush!
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i have a Rhododendron bush actually
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even classier!

 
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