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Gary GSi
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   14th Dec 03 at 15:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
:woman and her son lay on the beach
:woman is sunbathing and notices a shadow to the side of her
:she wakes up and says
: 'Do you mind your in my son'

:What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag?
:One is white , made of plastic and you wouldnt want your children playing with it and the other is to carry shopping in from the supermarket.
J da Silva
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14th Dec 03 at 15:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
oh dear
Gary GSi
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14th Dec 03 at 15:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Feel free to add to this if you thing they are shit. I did'nt make them up , just thought i would share them with you all.
Gary GSi
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14th Dec 03 at 16:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Children at Neverland look at the clock in the master bedroom and ask Michael. ' when is it bed time' he replys..'When the big hand touches the little hand'
transca
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14th Dec 03 at 17:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Whats the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong walks on the moon........ Michael Jackson fucks kids.
J da Silva
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14th Dec 03 at 17:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
more to the point kris, well done lad
Gaz
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14th Dec 03 at 17:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
whats worst then haveing michel jackson mind ur kids - - - ian huntley bathing them....


sick i know!
not my joke but as it had jacko innit i thought id post it
robtj
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14th Dec 03 at 18:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Whats Father Christmas And Micheal Jackson Got In Common??


Both Enter Little Boy's Bedrooms And Leave With Empty Sacks!!!!

 
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