Wolfy
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Registered: 1st Apr 02
Location: West Midlands
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A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the
following items:
>1 Bar of Soap
> 1 Toothbrush
> 1 Tube of toothpaste
> 1 loaf of bread
> 1 pint of milk
> 1 apple
> 1 banana
> 1 orange
> 1 plum
> 1 grapefruit
> 1 tomato
> 1 lettuce
> 1 cabbage
> 1 baking potato
> 1 kraft single
> 1 samosa
> 1 vegetable pakora
> 1 muesli bar
> 1 pie
> 1 frozen pizza
> 1 single frozen dinner
The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the
shoulder. He is carrying a basket with a six pack of
stella, a pizza and some Wagon Wheels. As she turns
he smiles at her and says, "Single, eh?"
The girl smiles sheepishly and replies
"How did you guess?"
He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says
"Because you're minging"
lmao!!!!
(thanx avenger... made me laf!) 
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H
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Registered: 2nd Sep 03
Location: Hartlepool
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rofl nice
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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yesh
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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PMSL 
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L33 LEG
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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 sort of funny.
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