LukeGSi
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but kinda funny i thought.....1. People who point to their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do i point to my crotch when i ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off thier ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake when you can't eat it?
4. When people say, "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? I'm Gonna kick their ass!
5. When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No loser, I payed £3.50 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.
6. People who ask, "Can i ask you a question?"..... Didn't really give me much of a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say, "Life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus had already come would i be standing here, Dumbass?
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charcoalgrill
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billy connoly quotes
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LukeGSi
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are they?? duno just got them in an email!!
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Dave
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Some of the earlier ones are Peter Kay aswell
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Mikeboy
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quote:
Originally posted by born_upsideout
5. When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No loser, I payed £3.50 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.
LOL  quality !
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