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Author who has a mate thats a complete tosser?
Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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2nd Feb 04 at 12:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Went in town last night with two of my mates, one was wearing hiking boots and a goretex! We get to a pub called The Lowther and the doorman says to him "hey your that twat from the other night in The Northern Wall" to which my mate replied with "at least im not a puff with a skinhead" then tried walking in! Needless to say we got kicked out Decided to go to Nexus next but they wouldnt let me in because i had trainers on. Fair enough me and my mate started to walk off but our nob of a mate decided to ask the doorman why he decided to be a doorman and that he musnt get paid much!! 10 mins later he asked us to take him away and to go find him a mountain to walk up!
MatthewR
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2nd Feb 04 at 12:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
drunkenfool
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2nd Feb 04 at 12:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I do! The mate in the army that i was just talking about in the driving test help thing in GC. He also got banned from the club we all go to 2 weeks ago cos he was ssooo drunk, bouncer asked him to leave and even got his coat for him. Mark fell over, hit his head on a table and got a black eye - told everyone the bouncer did it, and then tried to start on the bouncers when they kicked him out! He also just spent £12,500 on a brand new golf, refused to believe me when i told him not to rag the engine for the first few 100 miles or whatever, and then wondered why his engine smelt like it was burning when he was continually redlining it.
drunkenfool
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2nd Feb 04 at 12:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
oh, and its 15bhp less than mine, heavier, and he refuses to admit that mine might be faster. Every time we have raced, he has made a different excuse.
Jason Iles
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2nd Feb 04 at 12:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I am usually the one starting the trouble, I was pissing off the bouncers at a bar on the waterfront Friday then went for Pizza
Tom
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2nd Feb 04 at 12:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Everyone has, it would not be the same without the 'tit'
bradfincham
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2nd Feb 04 at 12:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i used to have a mate that collected road signs, traffic lights, road cones!
was weird as id be driving along and he would say stop i havent got that one, get out a nick it!
he cleaned them all up and has a collection in his barn!
L33 LEG
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2nd Feb 04 at 12:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i have trouble getting into clubs. all bouncers recognise me being L33 LEG and will remember a time when i have annoyed them
Jason Iles
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2nd Feb 04 at 12:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
i have trouble getting into clubs. all bouncers recognise me being L33 LEG and will remember a time when i have annoyed them


Bite thier ears this will do nothing but get them angry, but hey it is worth the laugh
L33 LEG
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2nd Feb 04 at 12:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
i have trouble getting into clubs. all bouncers recognise me being L33 LEG and will remember a time when i have annoyed them


Bite thier ears this will do nothing but get them angry, but hey it is worth the laugh


i shall try that next time. i have to be careful tho, a bouncer once chased me with a snooker cue lol.
Juni0r
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2nd Feb 04 at 12:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tom D
Everyone has, it would not be the same without the 'tit'


very true!!
Ojc
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Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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2nd Feb 04 at 12:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I have many so called mates that are dickheads.
Jason Iles
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2nd Feb 04 at 12:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
i have trouble getting into clubs. all bouncers recognise me being L33 LEG and will remember a time when i have annoyed them


Bite thier ears this will do nothing but get them angry, but hey it is worth the laugh


i shall try that next time. i have to be careful tho, a bouncer once chased me with a snooker cue lol.


Couldn't have been much of a bouncer if he needed a snooker cue, you should deffo bite that fuckers ears
L33 LEG
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2nd Feb 04 at 12:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
suppose ur right. i will keep u updated on my actions
Jason Iles
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2nd Feb 04 at 12:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
suppose ur right. i will keep u updated on my actions


Please get a mate or passer by to get pics
Tom
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2nd Feb 04 at 12:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I have a confession to make, I'm the tit

I'm not bothered i usually cause a lot of shit when i'm pished but ma mates still love me just take the piss a bit, which is a fair trade
Juni0r
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2nd Feb 04 at 12:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tom D
I have a confession to make, I'm the tit

I'm not bothered i usually cause a lot of shit when i'm pished but ma mates still love me just take the piss a bit, which is a fair trade


Anyone surprised!!!????
Tom
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2nd Feb 04 at 13:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yep nah i'm not really we all get just a pished as eachother, I'm not usually arguementitive really just usually love everyone
Juni0r
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2nd Feb 04 at 13:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Everyone should U2U silversport1.4 and ask what he does when hes pissed!!
Pablo
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2nd Feb 04 at 13:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yeah one mates a laugh but can b complete twat sometimes - pisses me off something mad!
Tom
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2nd Feb 04 at 13:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Or u could save us the hassle

I like doing stoopid shit when pished makes life interesting trying to work out what u did the next day
Marc
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2nd Feb 04 at 13:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
He fucked off home in end and my other mate wouldnt stop moaning about him!
charcoalgrill
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i got a mate who gets quite violent wen hes had a bit to drink. ive seen him push a bouncer down some stairs before. but on new years eve he got drunk and started on hismate, so his mate returned the favour and knocked his tooth out :S
Marc
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2nd Feb 04 at 14:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ally
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2nd Feb 04 at 14:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
In my group of gals we have - 'the slag'

But we love her for it

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