modded_corsa
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Registered: 9th May 03
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anyone got any shjort and sweet valentine poems that they would like to share.....
just writin out the card to someone and can only think of 2  
roses are red... etc etc all welcome
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Demo
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roses are red
violets are blue
if im gonna shag your ass
first have a poo
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
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The great purple ronnie -
When i am lying alone in my bed,
All sorts of thoughts come into my head,
Like why do i love you as much as i do,
Then i know its because you are YOU 
and my fave 
When its late at night,
And we're alone together,
I want to take you in my arms,
And cuddle you forever.
yay 
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modded_corsa
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pmslll
more but not as rude as that lol
got the right idea tho
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Nismo
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Roses are red Violets are blue fcuk valentines and let me propper bone you
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Tom
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Roses r red, violets r blue, turn the cuk over while i'll pummel you
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modded_corsa
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any no any sites for poems liek this???
tryed google but no look
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Juni0r
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Registered: 17th Jan 03
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Roses r redish, violets r blueish, if it wasn't for jesus we'd all be jewish.
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Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
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Roses are red, violets are blue...suck the cock bitch and stop complaining, your lucky i dont go and shag your mate!
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modded_corsa
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quote:
Originally posted by mistdotcom
Roses are red, violets are blue...suck the cock bitch and stop complaining, your lucky i dont go and shag your mate!
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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Roses are red
The grass is so green
Open your legs
and let me fill you with cream
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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In the Garden of Eden,
As everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
Without any clothes.
In this garden,
Were two little leaves,
One covered Adam's,
One covered Eve's.
As the story goes on,
Never the less to say,
The wind came along,
And blew the leaves away.
At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve's treasure,
All covered with hair.
And wonder came,
Under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thing,
Started to rise.
They found a spot,
That suited them best,
A nice big tree,
Where they began to rest.
Her legs spread wider,
And wider apart,
While thrill after thrill,
Came into her heart.
The head of Adam's thing,
Peeked into the hole,
And filled her with passion,
Beyond her control.
Backward and forward,
His thing did slide,
And Eve's treasure,
Was all wet inside.
The joy was good,
She wouldn't let loose,
Until Adam's thing,
Was all out of juice.
Then down through the years,
People did screw,
And now it is time,
For me and you.
So pull down your pants,
And lay in the grass,
Cause I'm in the mood,
For a piece of that ASS!
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drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
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hahahahah quality!!
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Well good Jase
Hey didle didle show us where u piddle, and i'll stick it right deep in there sorry just made that up 
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Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom D
Well good Jase
Hey didle didle show us where u piddle, and i'll stick it right deep in there sorry just made that up
PMSL that was bad but still got me laffin
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
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There was a young lady from Ealing
Who had a rather strange feeling
She laid on her back
And tickled her crack
Then pissed all over the ceiling
There was a young man from Mauritius
Who said his last fuck was delicious
But next time I come
It will be in your bum
Cause the scab on your clit looks suspicious!
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Lucusade
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Registered: 6th Jun 03
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this is genius
let me just write all this down
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Keeley
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ok heres a few soppy ones :-
When I am lying alone in my bed,
All sort of thoughts go through my head,
Like why do I love you as much as I do,
Then I know it's because you are you.
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When It's late at night,
And we're alone together,
I want to take you in my arms,
And cuddle you forever.
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Plenty of Love,
And Plenty of Kisses,
I hope someday,
We'll be MR & MRS.
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Wont you bee my valentine,
And fly away with me,
We'll bumbble along together,
Cause you're my Honey Bee.
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I Love You,
I Love You,
I Love You so well,
If I was a peanut,
I'd give you my shell.
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I do believe that god above,
Created you for me to love,
He picked you out from all the rest,
Because he knew I would love you best.
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Roses are red,
Sky is blue,
Dont you know,
I really love you.
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Drew
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Registered: 24th Nov 01
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mine mine mine - see kirstys post
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