NeilRocks
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Registered: 20th Oct 03
Location: Walsall West Mids
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NEVER DRINKING AGAIN.
Went to a staff party with my girlfriend last night. Started on the booze straight away. Drunk 7 pints and 3 redbulls and vodka. Went to the bog 8 times then went outside and proceeded to throw up 4 times. Girlfriend comes running out with a bucket of soapy water and chucks it over ME as opposed to the sick. I then fall down a bunch of stairs and fall asleep at the bottom.
Me and the girlfriend start shouting and I try, like a twat, to get in my car. Could not find hole and now have a big scratch by my door lock. Fall asleep again by car.
Wake up for job interview this morning at 9.45.
Now feel like a fat mans armpit.
BTW I didn't intend to drive home just parked my car there all night. I aint that silly.
[Edited on 08-02-2004 by NeilRocks]
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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never agin i wish i had a quid for the times ive said that.
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Aaron02
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Registered: 26th Feb 03
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i went out last nite, didnt drink that much but feelin shit this mornin.
Sayin that tho..........we did go for a curry before we went home 
My body cant decide if it wants to be sick or not
[Edited on 08-02-2004 by Aaron02]
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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I like to drink 
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Drew
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Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
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quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
I like to drink
i agree with this comment 
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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I may regret somethings but if it was a good night, usually means you do 
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Paul
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Registered: 16th Apr 02
Location: Oop north.
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We drink so that we end up with ugly women end up with a hang over the following morning wondering what happened rolling over and scaring hte fuck out of ourselves
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Adam
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Registered: 1st May 01
Location: Hurstbourne Tarrant
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Have a few to drink, just don't go to mental, and arange a lift home first
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ssj_kakarot
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Registered: 29th Apr 03
Location: hartlepool
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quite simple men drink for one of two reasons
1: they have a girlfriend so drink to have a good time and get very drunk
or
2: they are single and therefore drink to aquire some
beer goggles
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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quote:
Originally posted by Paul
We drink so that we end up with ugly women end up with a hang over the following morning wondering what happened rolling over and scaring hte fuck out of ourselves
I have never woke up with an ugly women b4 
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Mo
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Registered: 29th Jan 03
Location: Bolton, Drives Q3 S-line +
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depends what u call ugly? 
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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I was mullered last night and full of drunkeness
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