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Pablo
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27th Feb 04 at 09:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
On the http://www.puntomk2.co.uk/ site wen u refresh it comes upw ith random quotes - I just got

Random quote: dogs can look quite sexy in the right lingerie
- (Added by: PaulMcGuire)

[Edited on 27-02-2004 by P4UL]
AndyW
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u scare me
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Pablo
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The quotes entertain me
Tom
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Class ...........
AndyW
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i have to entertain myself
Pablo
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27th Feb 04 at 09:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
look at the forum and continue to press refresh
Natalie
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27th Feb 04 at 09:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just got this one:

big gay bum bandit yey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom
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27th Feb 04 at 09:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just found this one

Random quote: A man brushes past a woman in a hotel lobby and his elbow hits her in the chest. He apologises profusely and says, "If your heart is as soft as your bosom, I'm sure you will forgive me." She says, "If your cock is as hard as your elbow, I'm in Room 132!"
AndyW
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27th Feb 04 at 09:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i like that one tom
Tom
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27th Feb 04 at 10:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Good init

Sum lame ones tho like 'pancakes yey'
AndyW
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lol i got "fiat are idiots"
Pablo
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27th Feb 04 at 10:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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"There are lies, damned lies and statistics."


Man who run in front of car get tired.
Pablo
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27th Feb 04 at 10:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Lets make like a hockey stick and get the puck outta here
Tom
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27th Feb 04 at 10:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
Man who run in front of car get tired.


PMSL ace
Tracey
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27th Feb 04 at 10:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Random quote: "It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money"
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27th Feb 04 at 10:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

^^ soo true!
Mistamist
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27th Feb 04 at 10:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Man wo go through airport turntstyles with erection going to bankok.
Pablo
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27th Feb 04 at 10:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me."
Pablo
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27th Feb 04 at 10:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Like most men, I am consumed with desire whenever a lesbian gets within twenty feet."


shitpisscuntwankmotherfuckertitbollocksslapper!!!


Duct tape is like the Force. It has a dark side, it has a light side, and it holds the Universe together

diarrhoea - quick but messy relief. constipation - f**king agony
Tracey
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27th Feb 04 at 10:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me."



thats excellent
Robbo
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27th Feb 04 at 10:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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