Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
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A 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her
class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times
its size when stimulated?" No one answered until
little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not
be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going
to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the
principal, and you'll get fired!" She then sat back
down. Mrs. Parks ignored her, and asked the question
again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size
when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open, and
she said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get
in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her
and said to the class, "Anybody?"Finally, Billy stood
up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part
that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is
the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good,
Billy." Then turned to Mary and continued, "As for
you, young lady, I have three things to say: First,
you have a dirty mind. Second, you didn't read your
homework. And third, one day you are going to be VERY,
VERY disappointed!!"
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made me smile
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Nice one... but it does make it sound as if thats we think abt!!!
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brilliant 
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