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sxi boy
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shearer cort dyer given bellamy speed
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oh dear..
sxi boy
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every1 get it yeh?
R Lee
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nice try... back to the cavern of shame!
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aww.. i'll laugh for ya...
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you must redeem yourself with a good come back
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well it made me laugh
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is mine better...


An eagle was feeling rather horny, so he swooped down on a dove and took it back to his nest. Once back at the nest the dove said, "I'm a dove and I like love."
The eagle thought, "Fuck that," and tossed the dove out of the nest.
Then the eagle spotted an owl. So he swooped down on the owl and took it back to his nest.
Once back at the nest the owl said, "I'm an owl and I like to howl." The eagle thought, "Fuck that," and tossed the owl out of the nest.
Then the eagle spotted a duck. So he swooped down on the duck and took it back to his nest.
Once back at the nest the duck said, "I'm a drake and I think you've made a mistake!"
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no mine was better
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how about now..

A guy sits down in a Cafe and asks for the hot chile. The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl."
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He says, "Are you going to eat that?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself."
He takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes! the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too."
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......getting slightly better
R Lee
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nasty
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A blind man walks in to a department store with his seeing eye dog on a leash. As usual the store manager behind the customer service counter looks up, notices the customer is blind, and not wanting to stare quickly looks away again.
Out of the corner of his eye the manager sees the blind man start swinging the dog over his head with its leash. Shocked, the manager runs over and says "Mister is there a problem - is there anything I can help you with?"
The blind man calmly replies "No thanks - I'm just looking around."
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knew that 1 wud get ya
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An old man was laying on his death bed. With only hours to live, he suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen.
With his last bit of energy, the old man pulled himself out from his bed, across the floor to the stairs, and down the stairs to the kitchen. There, the old man's wife was baking chocolate chip cookies. With his last ounce of energy, the old man reached for a cookie.
His wife, however, quickly smacked him across the back of his hand, and exclaimed, "Leave them alone, they're for the funeral!"
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Cort plays for wolves now though
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ssshhhhh
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now thats funny pished on ur bonfire
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