Ben
Banned
Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
User status: Offline
|
i was workin just out of birmingham from 8 to 5pm , when me and the lad i wa working with finshed , we shot back to hotel , got a shower , changed and straight out for 6pm , everynight just went to local bar .called york or summit.
anyway wa in there lastnight and he decided to go back to hotel at 9pm , and i wa like fuck that am staying, so anyways i go up to bar and there stud next to a bloke who wa taking piss out of barman ,so i wa laughin and then we wa talking for a bit and ended up goin outside for a joint , and i was Q`in him about the bird he wa with , and he wa like no that aint my bird , shes too young (19) so he goes u get in there . so i wa like OK , so she comes out to see where he had gone and he introduced us both. so we all go back to table and r chatting and having a good laugh, then about 11.30 he says hes off to bar and fucks off so i am thinkin HMMMMMmmm this could work out well , i knew she like me as i said ,are u cin him? she said no ,hes not my type , i sed OK what is ur type , then she says you!
so she asks where r u stayin , i tell her and she says oh ive heard its nice there , i say yeh it is , ill show it u if u like ,and she wa up 4 it. so i walk her on (and i wa thinkin shit when do i tell her that my mate is in same room in bed) and anyways i dint and when i opened door i left light off and she went and sat on end of bed (wrong fuckin one tho  ) then i thought this could be very funny , so i dint say owt and i went into bathroom and heard this big "WHAT THE FUCK" lol then she run into bathroom and i wa creased laughin and then she wa , so i tryed talking her round to shaggin her in my bed while my mate wa in room, so she wunt anyways i walked her half wa home and she wunt shag outside either , so i wa like BASTARD , so she says how much she likes me lol and then will i ever c her again , and i go yeh monday in same pub (knowin i wont be there ) but today while i workin my mate shouts , pack ur bags on sunday night, i wa like why where we goin , he says back down here
so monday night is gonna be interesting 
|
blackula
Member
Registered: 26th Apr 03
Location: Cheshire
User status: Offline
|
I get the gist, but fuckin hell your post is hard to read.
|
corsa_u_can
Member
Registered: 16th Feb 04
Location: Ware,Hertfordshire
User status: Offline
|
second that
|
Gavin
Premium Member
Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: West Midlands
User status: Offline
|
lucky bastards!!!!
u dont usualyy get that in brum!
pew pew pew pewwwww
|
Ben
Banned
Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
User status: Offline
|
they loved my accent.
theres some quality birds there , she wa fit as , nice arse , big bangers and a nice face too
|
Gavin
Premium Member
Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: West Midlands
User status: Offline
|
i got really sick of brum at one stage!
cant wait till i move back into my parents in brum.... suffolk isnt the same!
pew pew pew pewwwww
|
Ben
Banned
Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
User status: Offline
|
full of pikeys there i noticed aswell
|
Pablo
Member
Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
User status: Offline
|
too much to read
|
