R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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okey dokey.
we have a lil take away.
get a fairly large order in and we make it and everything. all is fine and dandy, till the fucker comes and picks it up.
the total of the order was £62.50,
he said £52.50.
my mum and bro says... £62.50,
he says "i'm not paying that much thats way too much, you told me it was £52.50 on the phone"
the fucker keeps on going on and on and on... so i come out and say "listen matey, what's the problem?"
he says "it can't cost that much, i come here all the time and it never costs that much!!!"
he didn't even order the food it was his wife or sommat and we said £62.50 to her...
so i grab the calculator out and price it up right in front him and start pricing up again.
well what dya know £62.50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he then says "well its wrong!" 
stoopid monkey thinks my calculator is broke even when i priced it up in front of his face, TWICE
when he payed, he grabbed the order and said "i'm not coming here again and you can keep your prawn crackers"and stormed out
muther fucker, trying to blag £10 of food from me. NEVER
the end
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Demo
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Registered: 27th Sep 01
Location: south wales Drives: astra sri ecoflex
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tell him to fuck off if you ever see him again. conning cunt
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J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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should have shoved a popadom up his fuckin ass
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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prawn crackers rule!
i had a chinese takeaway tonight 
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Trotty
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Registered: 22nd Feb 01
Location: Bristol
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The cheeky son of a bitch, get 'im told! 
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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what a shit blagger he is
tis funny when people realise that they've been busted.
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Tracey
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Registered: 27th Aug 03
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you work in a chinese 
can we be friends 
do friends get discounts
MwaaaH.xxxxxx 
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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The food might be cold after the 160 mile trip
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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he's mine get off mr GoldenDelicious
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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quote:
Originally posted by Tracey
you work in a chinese
can we be friends
do friends get discounts
MwaaaH.xxxxxx
yes, i do work there.
yes, we can be friends.
yes, if they know the secret hand shake.
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Tracey
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Registered: 27th Aug 03
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i will learn to know the secret hand shake
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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its a magical secret handshake
many have tried to decipher it, many have failed.
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mav
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Scotland
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chancers m8.................
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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hmm.. i wanna know the handshake 
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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shhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
quiet or everyone will know that i have a secret hand shake 
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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ok, i won't mention anything about the SECRET HANDSHAKE, promise u.
psst... if u ever wanna tell me what the SECRET HANDSHAKE is, u can, coz no1 knows about it no1 knows that theres a SECRET out there, especially a HANDSHAKE at that
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