CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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danregs
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Registered: 29th Jun 01
Location: Exeter, Devon
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L330wnz
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Registered: 9th Mar 04
Location: Norwich, Norfolk
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love it mate 
[Edited on 31-03-2004 by L330wnz]
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Stuckey
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Location: Plumstead, Greater London
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shit-blistering&f=1 
[Edited on 31-03-2004 by Stuckey]
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Skinner
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Registered: 14th Jul 03
Location: aberdeen drives:mk4 irmscher astra on 18's
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pikey
Southern English word, derived from the slang for gypsie or diddicoy, used by the middle classes to denote a council tenant, usually young and male. A pikey has an inherent sense of style and trends are set on an annual basis. This year we see Burberry on the streets, largely in cap-form, but also filtering into ladies fashion, in the shape of the Burberry handbag. These Burberry items do not have to originals, ie they can be procured from the market, but discovery of this pikey version may lead to derision from the pikey's peers.
Pikeys stick together, they share the same things in common - lifts, fathers as well as haircuts, accents and bad taste in women. A pikey hotspot is the charming seaside resort town of Portsmouth. In this old, historic port town pikeys can be readily spotted in almost every locale. Pikey-spotting hints - look for excessive volumes of spittle and chewing gum on the ground, puddles of sick, large amounts of litter and fast food remains are also useful signifiers of pikey territory. To deal with pikeys takes nerve, but never show weakness. Like their Staffs, Pikeys can smell fear from a long way off. And remember, they often wearing solid gold sovereign rings, so punch-ups will hurt.
pmsl
[Edited on 31-03-2004 by Skinner]
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Mad Moe
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Registered: 14th Jun 01
Location: Northumberland
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Scouser
utter prick who fucks goats
why aye man i fucketh teh goat!
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drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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pikey
Humanoid, Resident of Aldershot or similar, hunts in packs, usually 4 per Rood Vauxhall Nova, wearing 'Bling-Bling' gold chains and nugget rings from Argos - baseball caps at a jaunty angle. Seen to have a real problem with navigation as they drive up and down the high st all night without finding their destination.
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drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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pike: oi mate, give us a fag.
bloke: shut the fuck up else i'll buy your house.
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Danny P
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Registered: 20th Nov 02
Location: Cleckheaton, West Yorkshire
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scouser
a skally shitnit from liverpool who only has one aim in life, to rob more wheels than any other skally.
LMAO
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Munchie
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Registered: 17th Jul 01
Location: I swap goats for mobile phones
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lol cheers
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Gaz
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Registered: 24th Aug 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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pikey
31 votes
Best described by a joke;
A girl goes the the Benefits Office to sign on. The interviewing Officer asks if she has any children. "Yeah" she replies, "ten". "Oh really" says the officer, "what are their names?" she pauses to think then says "err there's Wayne, Wayne, Wayne....Way...yne, erm, oh yeah, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne, then there's Wayne, Wayne....and er...Wayne!". "Wow" says the Benefits Officer, "all called Wayne? that must be difficult isn't it, I mean all called the same name?" "Nahh" she replies "It's like when their dinner is ready I opens the windah and shouts WAYNE! YER TEA'S READY! and they all come in! when it's bed time I shouts WAYNE, TIME FER BED! and they all go to bed! simple". "Yes" says the Benefits Officer, "I see, but what if you wanted to talk to one of them individually?" "Oh that's simple " she said "I just call them by their surnames".
LOL
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Drew
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Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
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people up here....
charver
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Drew
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Registered: 24th Nov 01
Location: County Durham
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A army of people in the north east (newcastle) - the scum of the UK. A bunch of fags who go on bricklaying courses at the college to get benifits and avoid doing actual work. Oh and the charver females get pregnant as young as 13. See Scum.
charver: "Lend us a tab like"
reply: "Fuck off you titwank"
class
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Drew
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Registered: 24th Nov 01
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
corsa
Extremely poor car made by Vauxhall (GM). Slightly modified Nova. Very slow, no style, often seen in Tamworth being driven by scallies wearing a hi-vis.
Whos that twat in the Corsa?
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transca
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Registered: 28th Dec 00
Location: rotherham
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yorkshire http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yorkshire&f=1
[Edited on 31-03-2004 by transca]
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groom
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Registered: 19th Apr 03
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quote:
Originally posted by Drew
people up here....
charver
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groom
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Saxo
1 vote
French Piece of shit car
that young man with a burbery cap and rockports on ha broken down in his citoren saxo
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sassyminx
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Registered: 10th Jan 04
Location: Hartlepool Drives: Cossie
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monkey Hanger
4 votes
A person coming from Hartlepool or supporting the football club Hartlepool United (the greatest football team in the world) This refers to an incident during the Napoleonic wars when a French ship sank off the Hartlepudlian coast. The only suvivor was the ships monkey which was assumed to be French ashe (or she was talking gibberish) , tried for treason against the British crown and promptly hanged. So there Still it's better than being a fookin' Darlo fan (up yer ass George)
Monkey hangers are the greatest people in the world unlike Mackems and Darlo fans both of whom smell since they don't wash
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Paul
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Registered: 16th Apr 02
Location: Oop north.
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quote:
Originally posted by Mad Moe
Scouser
utter prick who fucks goats
why aye man i fucketh teh goat!
This tickled me
Scotish
race of sour faced, ginger haired,big mouthed,boring, usually very ugly, pasty skinned losers . Cannot except the fact whilst they go on and on and on and on and on about how hard done they have been done by the superior english, no one in england actually gives a toss about them , or thier miserable , midge infested ,drizzling land .
Oh and they are the unhealthiest race in europe , due mainly to thier diet of deep fried mars bars and buckie consumption
is it any wonder Tony Blair has led this country to war and embarresed us in front of the world , he is after all Scottish
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Shane
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Registered: 10th Jan 04
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lol
hertfordshire
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Shane
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Registered: 10th Jan 04
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ned
28 votes
Non-educated-delinquent.
Term used refering to those who hang about shop corners drinking cider, abusing old ladies and cats etc.Also seen in sport shops purchasing shellsuits, tracksuits and white trainers. See also townies
Give that old grannie her pension book back you filthy, ignorant ned.
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