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Mattb
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Shane
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19th Apr 04 at 00:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

no i want the stella give it 2 me NOW, and cheers for the wheels, the sterring dont wobble now but it really pulls to the left
ed
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Shane
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bastard but its ok i got a new phone
Mattb
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get some fucking clothes on
Shane
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, dont lie matt we know what u really mean

quote:
rip my fucking cloths off


[Edited on 19-04-2004 by netrix]
ed
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quote:
Originally posted by Mattb
get some fucking clothes on


I like naked though...
Shane
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lol, its 2 cold in my room for me 2 get nacked
drunkenfool
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i want some horlicks (sp?! )
Shane
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yes yes horlicks is the best yum yum
drunkenfool
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i took a huge thing of milk to work to drink with tea, i hid it in the back of one of the chillers to keep cold, and some stoned guy saw it, moved all the bottles of wine out the way, got the milk and brought it to the counter to buy it. I was like "uummm...thats my milk, this is an off license."
ed
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Where do you work?
Shane
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PMSL drunk homeless ppl are so much fun
drunkenfool
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Victoria wines by my house, and Threshers in town. (same company) The boss im shagging works in the town shop, and my boss from the one by me doesnt know. She was really annoyed that me and emma have been flirting, so we have to keep it secret!
ed
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I wanna shag a girl at work, how does one go about that?
drunkenfool
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get drunk, tell her that you think she is really fit straight to her face. Send flirty texts that gradually get more rude, go out on the piss together and hey presto.
Shane
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cum in her face when u next see her ull get a reaction 1 way or another
drunkenfool
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19th Apr 04 at 00:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Next time I see her is when she is coming up to the other shop for a staff meeting of all the branch managers, so i dont think it would go down too well!
Mattb
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ed
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Sorted, I'll get pissed ofr next Saturday at work, should go down a treat with the customers
Shane
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quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
Next time I see her is when she is coming up to the other shop for a staff meeting of all the branch managers, so i dont think it would go down too well!


well u could get an orgy going or every 1 is just gonna gask and talk about you behind ur back
drunkenfool
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i met her at work one nite just before she closed, i was pissed and she let me serve a customer. I was pissing myself, and i had to tell the customer i couldnt serve him cos i was too drunk, and i had to go and get the manager. It was ssooo fucking funny!
Shane
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yer
drunkenfool
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hhmmmmm i guess you had to be there! I was just thinkin how funny it would be if you went to a shop and the person serving you stopped half way throguh, told you they were too drunk to serve you, then got the manager to come out!
Shane
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that would be funny but it would have to happen to me b4 i found it funny

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