Adam-CorsaC18s
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Registered: 7th Apr 03
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As above - Im bored sh1tless and could use some new one liners or quick jokes as mine are running drier than my gentleman juice supply after the 5th toss in 20mins.
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Pablo
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Jason Iles
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Adam is a joke sometimes
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Adam-CorsaC18s
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take it you like him then since every post you have been in has some reference to him?!
Whats yellow and smells like green paint?
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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yellow paint
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Adam-CorsaC18s
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you clearly read one of my earlier posts!!!
Whats white and cant climb trees?
Jizz
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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How do you confuse an idiot..................... I will tell you later
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...
Why don't aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
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On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field. One says "Boy it's mighty cold out here!", the other says "Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
2 ft. of my cock in your ass.
What's slimy cold long and smells like pork
Kermit the frogs finger
what is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12
heello, iss tthhatt thhee sshhoop iii boouugghht thhee vviibbrrattorr ffrroomm. yes. ccaann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhee ffuucckkiinngg tthhiinngg ooffff.
What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken
Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.
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Pablo
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What do you call an afghan virgin
Mever bin laid on
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis
A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
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http://www.thejokeyard.com/one_line_jokes/
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Half Pint
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
Adam is a joke sometimes
you beat me to it
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Leo
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Mistdotcom sent me one this morning...
Whats the difference between getting caught by a speed camera and going down on a woman?
When you go down on a woman you can actually see the cunt behind the bush!
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drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
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i sent him that!!!
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Mad Moe
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What do you call a blond with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant
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Leo
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Registered: 26th May 04
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quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
i sent him that!!!
I like it
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Half Pint
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what is the only part of a veg you can't cook...............
................. the wheel chair
Whats blue and does not fit?.................
.................. a dead elliptic
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Half Pint
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what do you do to a deaf and dumb girl once you've just raped her?
Break her fingers so she can't tell her mum
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Pablo
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Tom
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@ sum of those
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LukeGSi
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Registered: 9th Dec 03
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quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
Whats blue and does not fit?.................
.................. a dead elliptic
FPMSL
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mossy
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Registered: 22nd Jan 04
Location: Manchester Drives: GSi
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not a one liner but......
Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the fuck's he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, yuck!y stuff
Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what's your revenge, your on the rag.
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